mccullaugh... wanted in alabama for assault with a deadly weapon. is this the same jeff mccullaugh ? no. but he fits the same general description, so they arrest him. why didn't mccullaugh tell them they had the wrong person ? well, he did. he told the public defender, who i don't think really believed him. and he was too busy. he never even bothered to check. [ laughing ] are you serious ? ah, wait. it gets better. while jeff is sittin' in jail, a guard is stabbed. and the knife is planted in jeff's cell. and jeff is brought to trial on a new charge-- this time, assaulting a guard with a deadly weapon. and a trial date is set, six months from the time he was first picked up. i'll make a long story short for you. six months go by. and a very shaky, very crazy jeff mccullaugh goes to court. now, the public defender who's defending him, he says-- he tells jeff that he can get him off if he pleads guilty. he'll make a deal with the judge, and he'll get him off. time served. right. so he pleads guilty, even though he's innocent. that's right. however, the deal was made with a judge callahan. the day of the trial, judge callahan can not be found. fleming is in his place. fleming doesn't know anything about the deal. jeff pleads guilty. fleming sentences jeff to five years in prison. [ exhales ] goddamn. so, one little guy... has already spent a year and a half in jail, because his lights didn't work. i've spent the last year puttin' together enough evidence to prove he's innocent. and i prove it. i get it all together, and i bring it into fleming's court, and he throws it out. why ? because it came in three days late. [ moving plate ] [ sighs ] holy shit. oh, that's incredible. it's not incredible. it's fleming. [ laughs bitterly ] no, arthur. that's the law. you can't fault fleming legally, because he was going by the letter of the law. are you kidding ? no, i'm not. you talk to me like that, you're not going to get me into bed, dear. yes, i will. i've had tougher cases. [ laughs ] you're so easy ! you knew that, huh ? [ laughing ] that's why you went out with me. finish your egg roll. [ laughing continues ] arthur, arthur ! you'll never guess who the police just grabbed. who ? take a guess. warren, please ! this may sound crazy, but judge fleming... was just taken away. what do you mean, "taken away" ? arrested. come on. i'm telling you, they just arrested the judge. your very own favorite judge. judge fleming ? judge fleming. what's the joke, warren ? there's a joke connected to this. there is no joke, arthur. i don't know what it's all about. they're sitting on this thing very hard. i can't get anything from anybody. i'll see you later. warren-- [ stammers ] let me know the-- [ pigeons cooing ] judge, we're ready to reconvene. be right there. okay. [ sniffs, coughs ] congratulations, counsel. well, thank you very much. what did i do ? [ warren ] come in, come in. come in. go. judge fleming. yeah ? i was right. he was arrested this morning and booked. we know that-- but arthur, you'll never guess what for. take a guess. mm ? what for ? rape. fleming was booked on a rape ! - i can't stand it ! - isn't that the best ! [ laughing ] rape ! unbelievable. that's not the best. -that's not the best. no. i didn't tell you-- - give him the punch line. tell you the punch line. you're gonna love this. his people just called the office, and mr. fleming would like you to represent him. me ? [ raucous laughing ] [ both lawyers laughing ] me ? [ laughing hysterically ] why me ? [ shrieking with laughter ] i hate the son of a bitch ! i'm going crazy ! [ man ] mr. kirkland, as you undoubtedly know, judge fleming has been accused-- falsely, i might add-- of sexually assaulting a young lady. he wants you to represent him in this case. [ laughs ] [ ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Звёздный путь: Энтерпрайз на английском - текст Приключения Шерлока Холмса и доктора Ватсона: Охота на тигра на английском - текст КОАПП на английском - текст Олимпиус Инферно на английском - текст Несносный Деннис на английском |