here for our conjugal visit.
Come, let daddy show you
what he's got in his pants for you.
She's got the same thing under her skirt
that you've got in your pants.
Come on, you guys,
we've got a lady here.
Have you got any concealed weapons
they didn't find up front?
- You've got something concealed ...
- But it ain't no weapon.
Let's see you strip
just to make sure.
A star is born!
Kirkland, watch your hands.
Come on, Kirkland. Let's go.
Can you make a phone call for me?
Where the hell is he?
What do you mean, he's in jail?
My lawyer's in jail?
Contempt of court?
He's too goddamn emotional.
Get him. I've had a car accident.
I haven't left the scene
of the accident, I'm in it!
Can't you hear the confusion?
Do you hear this noise?
They're trying to get me out ofthe car.
I'm trapped because some prick ...
Could you move back,
so we can get you out?
Can't you see I'm on the phone?
Keep it down!
I'm trying ... Goddammit!
Tell Arthur to get over here.
I'm on Eager Street. Where are we?
Eager Street ... Just tell him to
get over here. You can't miss it.
I understand you took a swing
at Judge Fleming. Is that true?
Kiley, why not do something about
that kid? Put him someplace else.
They're just having some fun
with him, that's all.
- Fun?
- Sometimes the boys get bored.
For you,
it's still new and exciting.
Sign here.
Why don't you ease up on the judge?
He's your kind of guy, huh?
Yeah, Fleming's a tough man.
Hates scum almost as much as we do.
Good morning, Mr Kirkland.
Carl!
Come on. Here. Are you all right?
Sue the son of a bitch who did this
for every cent he's got. Every nickel.
- Carl, are you all right?
- Disappear.
- Miss, why don't you ...
- She's not hurt. Nothing to report.
- Wait in the car.
- There's no need for the wife to know.
After all I was your first client,
Arthur. You broke cherry on me.
Not the time to go down memory lane.
Let's just get you to the hospital.
You're the best, Arthur.
Get every nickel and put him away.
- I'll see he gets the death penalty.
- Death is okay too.
- You stink. Did somebody piss on you?
- Get him out of here.
Let nobody use my car phone. I'm in
the hospital and some jerk calls Rome.
You son of a bitch! You lunatic!
Carl, you're gonna have a stroke.
You'll have to deal with my lawyer.
- You'll die for this! He's the best!
- It's not even my car.
Be calm, Carl. Be calm.
- I have a terrible headache.
- You'll be all right. I'll call you.
- What about this guy here?
- He says he's all right.
It's a friend's car.
I just borrowed it for the night.
- How am I gonna tell him?
- You should go to the hospital.
- I'm okay, but the car ...
- Let me take you to the hospital.
My horoscope said it would be a great
day and look what happened. Shit!
It's not going to
be that way this time.
We should request a postponement.
That would put us into January.
Look at me when I'm talking to you!
- The DA is willing to go two years.
- That's a lot of fucking time, man.
- I ain't kissing nobody's ass.
- I'm not asking you to.
Just give it a little pat.
Arthur. Arthur.
Excuse me. Hold it, Wenke.
- Where are you going?
- The bathroom.
Go home and change.
You look like shit.
What would you say if I walked
into court looking like that?
What would you say?
I don't wanna
keep harping on this, -
- but the Ethics Committee is checking
up on everyone. You've gotta watch it.
Last week two lawyers were
disbarred on minor charges.
You get thrown in jail
on contempt of court.
Fleming got me crazy.
Push him on that McCullaugh thing
and there will be big trouble.
McCullaugh's innocent
and Fleming won't look at the evidence.
- What do you want me to do?
- You don't threaten a judge!
Will you do me a personal favour?
Put this on.
I got Fleming
first thing this morning.
Give him my love.
The tie, I like it.
It's Fleming's favourite colour.
All rise. Criminal Court of
Baltimore City is now in