liked the idea of it.
No guns. No kicking in doors.
You know, just quiet.
Oh, yeah.
All these people! What do you
suppose they're all doing down there?
According to the latest statistics,
1,000,775,000 of them...
...are getting it on.
That many, huh?
The rest are waiting
for Laverne and Shirley.
Well, let's see what we can see here.
I got a black guy in a beanie.
Looks like he's selling
dope out of a van.
- Is that a red beanie?
- Yeah, that's him.
This is primo, man.
You want it?
He's ours. Undercover Buy Program.
Right, right.
- You were at the briefing?
- Yes, sir. Guess I just forgot.
You're gonna fit right in.
Air-12, we have
a 211 in progress...
... at Burbank and Vineland.
Male Negro,
orange shirt and cowboy hat.
He's armed and has a hostage.
Well, call it in.
Air-12 to Central. Proceeding to
the 211 at Burbank and Vineland.
Let's get out of here, man!
Bitch!
You dumb idiot!
Air-12 to ground,
your guy's heading for the junkyard.
Orange shirt and a cowboy hat, huh?
Whatever happened to inconspicuous?
Hit him! Hit him with the light.
I got him.
- Jesus Christ!
- Welcome to Air Support.
- Call an ambulance.
- Right.
Look at that guy.
Ground units! A man with
a gun is behind that dumpster.
No, the other way!
We're going down.
We gotta dust him.
Hit the ground, son. Hit it!
Code 4. They got it knocked.
Sir, what was that business
with the watch?
Back in the Ready Room,
with the watch?
Sort of a test.
If you think you're going
over the edge...
...you lose your sense of time.
With your eyes shut, you can't
tell 25 seconds from 5.
I get it, sir. Yes, sir.
Stop calling me "sir."
You sound like David Copperfield.
Yes, sir. I mean, okay, sir.
Check that ride at 10:00.
- Which one?
- Underneath the tree.
How do you see that shit?
- See it?
- Yep.
- It's got no plates on it.
- Well, call it in.
Abandoned vehicle.
Air-12 to Central. Reporting
an abandoned vehicle. It's a-
Come on, what kind of car?
It's a light tan Chevy.
It's got no front plates.
It's got no plates at all.
It's near the top of the hill
on Linden Road.
Very good.
Oh, thanks.
What time have you got?
You got about 10:30?
Been talking to Montoya, haven't you?
Well, he did mention
something about Encino.
I suppose you deserve
full initiation.
You might as well
have your picture taken.
Montoya thinks she's
some kind of movie actress.
Just my damn luck if they
had her working overtime tonight.
Those bastards.
Slave drivers.
That's what they are.
They don't care how hard
they work you, as long-
Oh, my God! There she is.
She's fantastic! Do you think
she knows we're out here?
All she has to do is look
out the window.
10:30, right on the dot!
If there's one quality that I admire
in a person, it's punctuality.
And flexibility.
If a person says that they're
gonna be at a certain place-
Oh, God!
How does she do that?
How does she do that?
Beats the hell out of me.
Don't push on the pedals!
Would you look at her tan?
It's so even!
Oh, my God!
- What do you want?
- Get the briefcase!
I think she doesn't know.
Somebody does.
All units in the vicinity handle a rape
in progress. 8792 Linden Road.
Damn it to hell. I knew it!
Identify and handle, code 3.
Oh, shit! Come on, let's go, man!
Around the back.
Hold it! Freeze!
He's bought it.
Get on the other guy.
No, let them go!
Please, let them go!
- Over there.
- I got him.
Sir, you okay? Sir?
Fine.
Get an ambulance.
Air-12 requesting an ambulance
at 3920 Linden Road.
- How's the woman?
- She looks bad.
Oh, hell! It's gone.
The Chevy. The junker.
The Chevy.
It's gone.
For God's sake!
Air-12, wind 150 degrees at 22,
clear to land.
Air-14, 1150 degrees at 12,
clear for takeoff.
The old man wants to see
both of you. Right now!
- I like your haircut.
- I like yours too.
You know, one of the really
fun things about this job...
...is