can take that trip to Europe
I've been dreaming about.
What about the YWCA?
For a $1.75? That Christian YWCA is not.
If Rapzinski finds out that you're here...
...he's going to throw me out
of this apartment.
That would be terrible, wouldn't it?
To get thrown out of your apartment
in the middle of the night.
I'm gonna go to sleep,
you won't hear a sound out of me.
I'll be out of here tomorrow morning
before you get up...
...because I don't want to look at your face
more than I have to.
Okay?
- Okay.
- Where's your TV?
- I'm proud to say I don't have one.
- You don't? What am I going to do?
- I can't go to sleep without the TV.
- Use your set.
I can't. He busted it.
He came charging in and he ripped
the cord out with his bare claws.
I've had this set eight years.
Eight years next August.
If he hurt it...
Boy, if any of those tubes
or anything is broken...
...I swear I'm going to murder him.
What's the matter?
You expecting company?
This happens to be a very expensive
creation. I had to send away for it.
- Did it come in a plain brown wrapper?
- It's one of my modeling outfits.
For whom do you model,
the Boston Strangler?
Mr. Sherman, if you're nice,
I'll let you try it on sometime.
All right, let's get one thing straight, Doris.
- How'd you know my name?
- It's written there.
Who gave you permission
to read my panties?
Good night.
What were you going to say?
Can't you just talk to me
for a couple of minutes?
I can't go to sleep cold turkey.
We have nothing to say to one another.
We do not speak the same language.
Come on.
I won't hurt you.
- You don't have to be scared of me.
- Do you mind?
I almost caught you, didn't I?
Would you just put down the shade
and go away?
Why? You think
you got something special?
- You got something I haven't seen before?
- One of the very few, no doubt.
You gotta get over this terrible fear
of the opposite sex.
Will you get out of here?
Just 'cause you live in the twilight world,
sexually speaking...
Listen, goddamn it,
I'm just as normal as you are.
- Let me rephrase that.
- What are you so ashamed of?
- I'm not ashamed of anything.
- Yeah?
Yeah.
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
Yeah?
That's what I get for laughing so hard.
I'm sorry I laughed.
I mean honest, cross my heart...
...I wasn't laughing at you, anyway,
I was laughing at the situation.
I mean it.
I mean it.
You're a perfectly nice-Iooking person.
Nothing wrong with you at all.
Nothing wrong with you at all.
- Hold your breath.
- It never works.
Take ten sips of water.
No good. You gotta scare me.
I've got to scare you?
The only thing that works.
Come on, please.
Maybe you'll hiccup yourself to sleep.
Look, I get 'em very deep.
It's a tremendous strain on my heart.
Stop fooling around and scare me,
or I'll scream!
- Come on!
- Are you serious?
You're sitting there
waiting for me to frighten you?
- You gotta put me off my guard.
- Put you off your guard?
Of course, change the subject, distract me.
Nice weather we're having,
don't you think?
It's raining.
It's warmer than it was last year
at this time.
- I was in Chicago last year.
- Fascinating city, Chicago.
It stinks! Come on,
or do I have to hiccup to death?
- I'm putting you off your guard.
- I'm off my guard now.
- No, you're not. You're expecting it.
- I am not expecting it! Will you come on.
- You're right. I was expecting it.
- Look, I'm going to sleep.
I don't care what you do.
I'm exhausted. Good night.
You dirty, heartless son of a bitch!
You got anything to drink?
You got any Coca-Cola?
- Tinkerbell!
- In the icebox.
I could die for all that pervert cares.
Nobody gives a damn
about anybody anymore.
What's the matter with you, are you crazy?
For Christ's sake!
I told you to scare me,
not give me a heart attack!
Stop it!
Get your hands off of me, you creep.
- Get her.
- Up yours!
This makes three.
- Three what?
- Three times I've been on TV.
This could be