you.
- What did you think you were doing?
You think men don't have enough?
You have to take this away as well?
You... It's... It's pitiful!
Let me shake hands
with the Man Who Would Be Mom.
-What are you talking about?
-The greatest scientific breakthrough...
in the history of this university.
Bravo, Doctor.
You know, we're in this together, now.
We have a contract.
And I quote, "Exploitation of results
from university-funded research...
shall be at the sole discretion
of the university. "
- Come on. I've ordered some tests.
- Leave me alone.
- He said to leave him alone.
- Escort Dr. Hesse to the ambulance.
Can't allow it!
He's in a very delicate condition.
I'm really disappointed in you, Diana.
You and your baby
are university property now.
No, I'm not.
My body, my choice.
Yes!
Come on, Alex.
Go!
Just easy, easy. Breathe. Breathe.
- That was really scary.
- Relax. I gotta hide you.
- That ought to be easy.
- Yeah.
- So what did Diana say?
- She said I was selfish and arrogant.
That we'd taken away her dignity
and the sacred role of womanhood.
Typical. I can't tell you how many times
I've heard pregnant women complain...
"I just wish a man
could go through this. "
You finally do it, and what do you get?
Attitude and insults.
- Yeah, you're right.
- Oh, I'm tellin' ya.
Alex, are you sure you're gonna
be able to go through with this?
I think so.
I don't have a lot of choice.
- Hello.
- Hello.
Whoa, it's nice. Hello.
- How are you?
- Hi.
- It's quite a place. Hi.
- Hello.
- You must be Mr. and Mrs. Hesse?
- Yes.
Welcome.
Welcome to Casitas Madres.
I think of Casitas Madres as
a health resort for expectant mothers.
We want you to completely relax
while you're here.
That's really good news because
that's exactly what Alexandra needs...
to just totally relax.
Would you have some lemonade,
Larry, Alexandra?
I'll have a little
if it's okay.
I realize that my appearance
might be a bit startling.
It is sometimes difficult
for people to take.
If I may speak
to your concerns?
Yes, by all means.
When I was a sportswoman in the East
German Olympic track-and-field team...
they dispensed anabolic steroids
as freely...
as here in America
they dole out Gatorade.
They pushed it on them.
I mean, just...
Nothing was mentioned
of the side effects...
that are now so obviously,
painfully apparent.
But I'm all woman.
- Believe you me.
- Of course.
I'm almost eight months pregnant,
and my Larry has to travel on business.
I dread the thought
of leaving her helpless and alone.
That's why we're here.
Alexandra...
you've come to the right place.
And... may I say
something else?
- What?
- You are beautiful.
- Thank you. Thank you.
- Yes, you are.
And you'll love your room.
It's got a great big tub.
Oh. Big tub.
That'll come in handy.
Anyway, so tomorrow...
I catch the first flight out to
Vancouver to meet with the Lyndon guys.
Shouldn't take more than three, four
days, tops. You okay, honey? Come on.
Okay, right this way.
You have your temperature
control and your call button.
It's a very nice room, huh?
And extra blankets in the drawer.
- Here's your key.
- I want you to take good care of her.
- Oh, of course we will.
- Yeah.
- No.
- All right. Bye.
Big.
It's nice.
Larry. You really think
the baby's gonna be born?
I wanna say, "Of course,"
but there's no precedent for this.
- Gods knows what's goin' on in there.
- But everything's gonna be all right?
- Gods knows what's goin' on in there.
- But everything's gonna be all right?
It better be.
It's my baby too, you know.
Take it easy.
Thanks for everything, Larry.
Diana? It's Alex.
In case you're there, please pick up.
I really need
to talk to you. Please.
Push, push, push, okay.
A little more
gentle with babies.
I love you.
Oh, that's marvelous!
I guess so.
And remember, no names.
This isn't a test.
Thanks. Well, this
should be very interesting.
Let's