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Well, well, how very domestic.
All that's missing is the
pitter-patter of little feet.
Banes. Forgotten, but not gone.
- What the hell do you want?
- I couldn't help overhearing you.
Something about a donor egg?
- I don't know what you mean.
- Come on, guys, it's me, Noah.
I'm nobody's fool.
I checked with the primate lab.
They told me the chimps
haven't been tested on...
since the project
was terminated.
But you're still
producing Expectane.
Well, the truth is that...
- we had a surplus of the steroid base.
- Surplus.
Rather than
let it go to waste...
- we decided to...
- We decided to...
- finish off the production run,
- That's it.
stockpile the Expectane for when
the F.D.A. does approve clinical trials.
We were unaware of the university
policy, so that's why the little fib.
If there are any budget overruns,
we're more than happy...
- Absolutely. Cover them.
- Excuse me.
Yeah.
- What's that all about?
- I don't know.
- What are you doin', writin' a book?
- You know what I think?
I think you two cowboys have...
an Expectane-assisted pregnancy
underway here in this house.
- Sorry, you're wrong.
- Oh, that hardly ever happens.
Listen, Larry, I'm on your side.
If you guys are coloring
outside the lines, I can help.
Look, Banes,
I'm speaking English.
There's nothin' goin' on!
How can I help you if you
leave me outside the loop?
Thanks for stoppin' by.
Okay.
Listen, could I use
your bathroom before I go?
Yeah. It's down the hall.
Make a right. Pick up the seat.
- Is he gone?
- No, he's in the can.
Where are you? Come out, little mother.
- You think he believed us?
- I don't know.
This guy's dangerous.
Stay away from him.
I will. Here.
- I'm taking Diana out to dinner.
- Great.
Who is that?
Aerosmith.
You don't like their music?
Seven years,
I tried everything.
I couldn't get Angela pregnant.
One of these clowns, one night,
one shot, mission accomplished.
Just ain't fair.
- Which one?
- I don't know.
Doesn't matter.
You still love her.
Ah, no, it's good it's over.
It's just this baby thing
has got me a little, you know...
I'm having some feelings,
you know. That's all.
- I'm sorry, Larry.
- Yeah. Thanks.
- Well, you look... good.
- Thank you.
Hi, Angela.
Hey, Alex.
Is he home?
- Yes.
- Is he alone?
-Very. He will be very happy to see you.
-Yeah, I'll bet.
I'm really very sorry.
I'm just a bit confused
about this strudelhund thing.
- Excuse me. I believe this is yours.
- Yes?
Oh, it is. Thank you.
Sorry. Thanks very much.
Got it. Safe and sound.
Yes, the strudelhund thing.
No one's ever heard of it...
and then I looked up Gelandensprung
in my atlas and it wasn't there.
So...
You're right.
There's no Gelandensprung.
There's no strudelhunds.
I'm sorry I had
to deceive you.
Well, what's goin' on?
I want you to know
everything about me.
Likewise.
Can you keep an open mind?
I mean, really wide open?
I think so, yes.
I have a most
extraordinary condition.
Thank you. You familiar
with the works of Edward Jenner?
The vaccination chap
who experimented on himself?
That's right.
Now, probably you would never...
experiment on yourself...
No, I have actually. I mean, nothing
so extraordinary as Jenner, obviously...
but I...
I used my cryogenic technique
to freeze one of my own eggs.
You did? Why?
Well...
I've always wanted children
and I...
I never found the person
that I want to...
you know...
I'm not getting younger, so I thought,
well, I'll just save one, just in case.
It's in the dairy section
under "Junior. "
What did you say?
- My egg is in the freezer at the lab.
- You call it Junior?
Yes. I know. Well, I couldn't put my own
name because everybody would know.
And you can't tell if it's a boy
or a girl, so I thought Junior would...
- Junior.
- I know. I've shocked you, haven't I?
I suppose it is a bit perverse,
having your own eggs on display...
but some people keep their tonsils,
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