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he gone?
-No, he's in the can.
Where are you?
Come out, little mother.
-You think he believed us?
-I don't know.
This guy's dangerous.
Stay away from him.
I will. Here.
-I'm taking Diana out to dinner.
-Great.
-Who is that?
-Aerosmith.
You don't like their music?
Seven years, I tried everything.
I couldn't get Angela pregnant.
One of these clowns...
...one night, one shot...
...mission accomplished.
Just ain't fair.
Which one?
I don't know.
Doesn't matter.
You still love her.
No, it's good it's over.
It's just this baby thing has got me a little,
you know...
...I'm having some feelings, you know.
That's all.
-I'm sorry.
-Yeah. Thanks.
-You look good.
-Thank you.
Hi, Angela.
-Is he home?
-Yes.
-Is he alone?
-Very.
-He will be very happy to see you.
-Yeah, I'll bet.
I'm really very sorry.
I'm just a bit confused
about this Strudelhund thing.
Excuse me. I believe this is yours.
It is, thank you.
Sorry. Thanks very much.
Got it. Safe and sound.
Yes, the Strudelhund thing.
No one's heard of it...
...and then I looked up "Gelandensprung"
in my atlas and it wasn't there.
You're right.
There's no Gelandensprung.
There's no Strudelhunds.
I'm sorry I had to deceive you.
What's going on?
I want you to know everything about me.
Likewise.
Can you keep an open mind?
I mean, really wide open?
I think so, yes.
I have a most extraordinary condition.
Thank you.
You familiar with the works
of Edward Jenner?
The vaccination chap
who experimented on himself?
Probably you would never...
-... experiment on yourself...
-No, I have actually. I mean...
...nothing so extraordinary as Jenner,
obviously but...
...I used my cryogenic technique to...
...to freeze one of my own eggs.
You did?
Why?
...I've always wanted children and I...
...I never found the person that I want to....
And I'm not getting younger, so I thought,
well, I'll just save one, just in case.
It's in the dairy section under "Junior. "
What did you say?
My egg...
...is in...
-... the freezer at the lab.
-You call it Junior?
I know. Well, I couldn't put my own
name because everybody would know.
And you can't tell if it's a boy or a girl,
so I thought Junior would...
I know. I've shocked you, haven't I?
I suppose it is a bit perverse
having your own eggs on display.
But some people keep their tonsils,
their adenoids and appendixes and....
Anyway, enough, sorry.
I'm embarrassing you. So, what...
-I'm sorry. I have to go.
-Alex?
What's the matter?
Not a roll, not a kick, not in two days.
I know something's wrong.
There's something wrong.
Is that what you want to hear?
All the drugs the father took
probably messed her up good.
-What drugs?
-I read up on Aerosmith.
Wasted for a decade.
Coke, booze, pills.
-What are you talking about?
-Which one is he?
Did you think it was someone in the band?
Is that what you thought?
That's what you said.
No, that he was on tour with them.
He's not in the band. He's their trainer.
-She kicked.
-She kicked.
You come with me right now.
-What?
-Where did you get Junior?
-I told you.
-The truth! We're talking about my baby.
Keep your voice down.
I got it from Reddin's lab. So?
Well, it's Diana's.
-You mean, hers, personally?
-Yes!
You were supposed to get
an anonymous egg.
I tried. Everybody was all out.
-Can you do anything right?
-Wait, don't start with me.
If you'd have stopped taking the Expectane,
this would not be an issue.
What a horrible thing to say.
Well, it's the truth.
Keeping it going was your idea, not mine.
Women have such convenient memories
when they're pregnant.
Now take that back.
That was a Freudian slip.
I know you're not a woman.
The part about I should have ended it.
Junior heard that.
-Take it back.
-For crying out loud. I take it back.
Like you mean it.
Junior, I'm sorry. I take it back.
I just felt it kick.
-Come. Feel it.
-No, I don't think so.
Just feel it.
-Come. We need a healing
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