You look positively lit up.
-What's the good news?
-No good news!
Life.
Music and friends.
-Franks in the blankets. I love it.
-I think we should be going. Let's go.
We should go.
Going, always going.
And one day, gone.
Just like that.
When we should be pausing to hear
the joyful melody of life itself.
He doesn't get out much.
Neither do I.
I always loved this song.
-Would you like to dance?
-Would you like to dance?
I don't know how.
I've never danced before either.
-Then, I think we should give it a try.
-Good.
-Could you hold this? Thank you.
-Thank you.
Where you going?
-Okay?
-All right.
Excuse me.
I found it.
Prince Charming, the coach is leaving.
Thank you. I enjoyed that very much.
I loved it. Let's do it again.
Good night.
Now, what is taking so long?
They lost it, I know. Why have a ticket?
What are you doing?
Come over here.
What are you doing?
Feel how soft my skin is.
It's time.
We're closing out the experiment.
Banes is sniffing around
and your hormones are out of control.
There's still a week left
until the trimester is over.
We have plenty of data.
The Lyndon guys are poised.
I don't want to risk anything going wrong.
Come on.
What?
I can't help but wonder
what it would be like.
What what would be like?
To have my baby.
That's it. We're closing out
the experiment tonight. Now.
Get in the car. Come on.
"To have my baby. "
"Feel how soft my skin is. "
Where'd you go,
to France to get the car or something?
-I never realized how lonely I was.
-Get a dog!
What are you so gloomy about?
Come on. The experiment worked.
With Moe...
...I tapered off the dosage gradually.
To aid his system
with the hormonal rebalancing.
You go cold turkey.
You may have a couple rocky days,
but I don't want to risk any complications.
Just stop taking the Expectane.
The embryo will break down and
be reabsorbed naturally into your body.
Home sweet home.
I'll get all the data over to the guys
at Lyndon.
I'll be in touch with you
as soon as I hear anything, okay?
-If you have any reaction, call me.
-Sure.
I don't know if you're a boy or a girl...
...so I'll call you Junior.
"Happy birthday to you
"Happy birthday to you
"Happy birthday, dear Alex
"Happy birthday to you"
What a surprise.
-How'd you know?
-We looked it up in your file.
Did you bake this?
-Did you bake this yourself?
-The ingredients mutated a bit.
Happy birthday, big guy.
You're sweating like a racehorse.
You all right?
It's hot in here.
-No, it's not.
-I'm really hot.
-What? You got a fever?
-I made the icing.
You think you're the first clown
who woke up one day and said:
"I'm bored. I think I'll have a kid. "
I didn't say that.
Why are you being so negative?
Hello? Anybody home?
You're a guy.
This is totally against the natural order.
Guys do not have babies.
We leave that to women.
That's part of the beauty of being a guy.
Didn't your father
ever have this talk with you?
If you don't want to help, say so.
I don't need a lecture.
The hell you don't.
If you could feel for a minute
the sense of joy and connection...
...that carrying your baby brings,
you'd understand.
Listen to you. Have you lost it completely?
Now, come inside.
If I carry this baby to term,
it'll be a miracle.
I'd love, protect and nurture
that miracle with everything I have.
-Stop it!
-No! I want my baby!
Sorry I'm late.
We'll just be a couple minutes,
then I'm ready.
Your ex-wife's inside.
You're late for her appointment.
-Hello, Dr. Hesse.
-Come here, sit down.
-I don't want to sit around here.
-Sit down!
Right here.
There's nothing to be afraid of.
He thinks he's pregnant.
It's a very fascinating case.
I'm working with
the University's psychiatric center.
Auto-physiological suggestion.
-What's going on?
-Get in there.
-How're you doing?
-How are you? Nice to see you.
-You're looking good.
-Thanks.
-Okay, you can go.
-That's it?
Something very important came