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Are you Joe?
- Are you Joe Banks?
- Yeah.
What is that? A teddy bear?
No. It is my soul.
I hope you don't lose it.
So do I.
I am Tobi. Chief.
I'm Joe Banks.
This is Patricia Graynamore.
- You speak English.
- I have learned.
You came to stop the anger of the Woo?
Yeah.
Tonight we will have a big feast.
Then you will climb to the top
of the Big Woo and jump in, okay?
Okay.
Stop that!
All right, that's it! That's it!
We're done!
Thank you. I feel great.
Do you know where Joe is?
Maybe he ran away.
Maybe he don't want to jump.
Like my tux?
You're really going to do it?
I might as well go out in style.
We are the children of children...
...and we live as we are shown.
Now, a change has come.
The Waponis like this soda
and no one will jump into the Big Woo.
They traded with this man,
your father, for a hero.
We have no hero of our own.
I am the Tobi. I cannot be the hero.
It is my place to hope for my people.
The Woo calls.
None of my people say,
"I'll go to my end for all of you. "
I don't have any people of my own, Chief.
I'm my only hope for a hero.
Once more,
I will call upon the Waponis for a hero.
The Woo wants his flesh.
Take me to...
...the volcano!
Is there a ceremony or anything?
No, you just jump in.
Wait! Stop! Wait.
Stop right there!
I love you.
I've fallen in love with you.
I've never loved anybody.
How did this happen?
I've never even slept with him.
And now you're going to kill yourself.
Can we have a minute?
- You love me?
- Yes, I love you.
I feel like I'm going crazy.
You can't leave me on this stinking earth
without you.
I must do it.
Why? The Chief doesn't even want you to.
Do you, Chief?.
I have wasted my entire life
and now I'm going to die.
I have a chance to die like a man.
I have to take it!
I love you.
I love you, too!
I've never loved anyone before, either.
It's great. I am glad.
But the timing stinks.
I got to go.
Get out of here.
Let me do what I have to do.
Marry me.
What?
Chief, could you come up here, please?
- What are you doing?
- I want him to marry us.
- I'm going to jump.
- So, marry me, then jump.
- What?
- Marry us.
Okay.
I don't want to get married.
Afraid of the commitment?
You have to love and honor me
for 30 seconds. You can't handle that?
All right. Marry us.
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
You want to marry her?
Yes.
- You want to marry him?
- Yes.
You're married.
Thank you, Chief.
I'm going now.
Don't jump.
Listen to me. These are my last words.
I have to be brave. I have to jump.
Good-bye.
- Don't come out here.
- I have some last words, too.
I can't think of anything to say.
- I'm jumping with you.
- No, you're not.
- "Whither thou goest, I go. "
- You didn't agree to this.
- I do what I want.
- Don't do it for me.
I'm not.
Joe, nobody knows anything.
We'll take this leap and we'll see.
That's life.
I saw the moon when we were out on
the ocean, shining down on everything.
I've been miserable so long.
Years of my life, wasted.
Been a long time coming here to meet you.
A long time, on a crooked road.
Did I ever tell you...
...the first time I saw you...
...I felt like I'd seen you before?
You're not jumping without me.
So, what are we hoping for here?
A miracle.
A miracle.
I love you.
You do?
This is it.
This is it.
Give me your hand.
I love you, too.
Patricia?
Why aren't you dead?
Why aren't you dead?
I don't know.
- The volcano.
- We jumped in and it blew us out.
That's impossible.
I'd say, at least it's a miracle.
There goes Waponi Woo.
God. We really lucked out.
Yeah, but...
But what?
I hate to mention it,
but we're in the middle of nowhere.
We're going to drown.
No, we're not. We're going to be all right.
I don't know how,
but we're going to be all right.
See?
How did you do that?
Isn't this romantic?
Who gets a honeymoon like this?
Yeah, but...
What's the matter?
- I still have a problem.
- What?
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