better hole up in the john.
Come in.
Nadyusha, I have to see someone.
Here's your number.
Do you recognize me?
What do you say?
Tomorrow. Square in front of
the Bolshoi Theatre. Five o'clock.
Excuse me.
Men
- Haven't you made a mistake, ladies?
- Come on in, man!
- What are you staring at?
- Excuse me.
Where's he? We're going to get snagged
here. We should've gone to the jane.
Here comes another one.
Let's split!
The cash!
It's under a floorboard,
where I hid it!
I see.
That's him who stole the cash!
You wrong number!
- Who are you calling a wrong number?
- I'll tear you apart!
Stop it!
Break it up!
Watch out!
It has been known all along,
There's no fun without a song.
And even if it's raining today,
We should remember, I and you,
There's no reason to feel blue,
Tomorrow'll be better
than yesterday.
Wake up and sing!
Wake up and sing!
And just keep smiling,
For once in your life, darling!
Wait for me right here.
However capricious may be luck,
it chooses those who don't duck
An opportunity to laugh at one's own
wrong.
Sing going to bed, sing in your sleep,
sing in the morn!
Professor Maltsev, please.
...AII that is gone
Cannot return.
It's one-way street, no going back,
And ifyou're now offthe track,
Tomorrow you'll get back in the saddle.
Wake up and sing, wake up and sing,
And just keep smiling,
For once in your life, keep smiling!
- Fedya! It's you?
- Mishka!
- How are you, fella?
- How are you doing, Fedya?
I can hardly believe it's really you!
- It's not really him.
- Hey, get outta here!
Well, what are you doing?
I work as an engineer.
And you?
Way to go!
Me?
He's a thief!
- That's not funny, granny.
- No, it's not funny.
- Come on.
- where are We going?
We'll live in the country. I've just
made connections with the fence.
- Who is he?
- Fedya Yermakov.
We were in the orphanage together.
- Stop pouting. I had to.
- Listen here, Docent.
I know you're the headman
around here.
But why say it in front of Mishka?
You've seen him.
He's not like us.
He was so happy to see me...
And you called me a thief.
- What'll he think about me now?
- You're in for a surprise.
- He will envy you!
- Envy Me?
Sure! Who is he?
Just a regular engineer.
How does he live anyway? Goes to
work mornings, comes home at night...
To his wife
and sniveling brats.
So now and then he goes to a show,
in the summer to Yalta on vacation.
Intolerable boredom!
And who are you?
A gentleman offortune, outlaw,
robber, you really live.
You steal, drink, crash into jail.
It's much more romantic!
So cheer up!
Of course, the guy envies you!
One, two, three, four.
One, two, three, four.
Lift your knees up!
No cheating!
Fall in right here.
Quick march!
That's it.
One, two, clap your hands.
One, two, stamp your feet.
Feet higher,
don't bend your knees!
Squat! Up!
Good! And now we proceed
with special ablutions!
- This is good!
- Docent, I have a cold.
- I'm going to clobber you!
- That's all you can say, huh?
Snowflakes white and fluffy
make a magic sight,
Snowdrifts have grown
all over outside.
Thank you very much.
And one more thing, Yelena Nikolaevna,
don't tell anyone for the time being
that you met me in Moscow.
Why was I made up this way?
It was a sort of contest
for the best bogeyman.
I'm sorry...
Yes?
Dinner is ready!
I said hands offthe stuff in here.
You're going to wreck the piano.
He also drew a naked woman on
the mirror with some lipstick.
- Why?
- are you going to chow or not?
Ah!
Good old spuds!
- Your hands!
- my hands?
Let's see your hands!
Go and wash!
A man can't even eat!
Wash, wash, wash...
San Sanych!
Let me have some cash, will you?
I've got to buy a butane burner.
The gas range
doesn't work.
Listen to my orders!
You don't fiddle with anything!
You don't light any fires!
You'll wash everybody's clothes,
and you two...
You learn some English, from here
to here. You will have an oral test.