Well, sure. Come in.
Well, what happened
to your girlfriend?
We kind of broke up this morning.
- Oh, I'm sorry.
- Yeah, so she went back to Ohio.
Ohio, thank you.
Where's the dog?
What dog? There's no dog here.
Yeah, that dog left.
Phoebe. Phoebe, open up.
There's no dog in here.
Phoebe, we can hear the dog barking.
No, that's just me coughing.
Oh, good. There you are.
Listen, I have a dog in my room.
What is it doing here?
I'm watching it for friends
who left town.
Wait.
Hello, my name is Klunkers.
May I please stay
with you nice people?
I wish he could stay,
but Chandler's allergic.
Extremely allergic, okay?
If I'm anywhere near a dog
for more than five minutes...
...my throat will just close up.
That's odd. This dog's been
living here for the past three days.
Really?
If he's been here
that long...
...without a reaction, maybe
you're not allergic to it.
It still has to go, right?
Why?
- Okay, it's...
- Don't do it!
- Don't do what?
- I have to.
Okay? It's time.
Okay, I hate dogs.
- What?!
- That's crazy? Why?
Told you.
They are needy...
...jumpy, and you can't tell
what they are thinking...
...and that scares me a little bit.
You're right. They are scary.
She just ate a treat out of my hand!
Wait. Do you not like all dogs?
I mean, not even puppies?
Is there a puppy here?
- You don't like puppies?
- Okay, you are new.
Look, Chandler, I told you. Never
tell anyone about this dog thing.
It's like Ross not liking ice cream.
- You don't like ice cream?
- It's too cold!
It's just that dogs make me
a little uncomfortable.
Hurts my teeth.
And I don't want you guys
to hate me...
...but I don't think I can be around
that dog anymore, okay?
So either the dog goes or I go.
Oh, my God!
How can I not get this?
I'm a college professor.
I got 1 450 on my SATs.
Twelve fifty.
Damn, I forgot you were here.
We're gonna take Klunkers to Ross'.
We'll be back soon.
Can I ask you a question?
When a guy breaks up
with his girlfriend...
...what is an appropriate amount
of time to wait before making a move?
I'd say about a month.
Really? I'd say three to four.
Half-hour.
Interesting.
When it's your assistant,
I'd say never.
All right, Rach, the big question is,
does he like you?
Because if he doesn't like you,
this is all a moo point.
A "moo" point?
Yeah. It's like a cow's opinion.
It just doesn't matter.
It's "moo. "
Have I been living with him
for too long, or did that make sense?
Don't listen to Joey.
Okay, would you look at him?
He's obviously depressed.
He's away from his family.
What he needs right now is
for you to be his friend.
You're right. I'm sorry.
Thank you.
- Okay, that's what I'm going to do.
- Fine, take their advice.
No one ever listens to me.
When the package is this pretty,
no one cares what's inside.
How you holding up?
Not bad.
- I'm sorry about your girlfriend.
- Thanks.
- Were you guys together a long time?
- A year, on and off.
I thought we'd end up together.
I don't anymore.
- Now that she broke up with you.
- Yeah.
It's weird.
I used to assume that I would meet
someone and fall in love and be happy.
That all that was just a given.
Lately, it's like, what if it's not?
Do you ever have that feeling?
No.
Yeah.
All the time.
Constantly. It's terrifying.
But you know, then I figure
it has to work out.
Why?
Because it has to.
- You have all the answers, don't you?
- No, no, I do. I really do.
- Thanks for talking to me.
- Come on, what are bosses for?
Hug it out.
All right, he likes you back.
Told you you should go for it.
What?
Street noise drown any of that out?
No? See you later.
Okay.
What did Joey say? I like you back?
Joey knows that I'm very insecure
about my back.
And you were hugging me...
...so obviously you are not
repulsed by it. Yeah!
- Wait, that doesn't make any sense.
- No?
All right, here's the truth.
Joey said what he said...
...because I'm attracted to you.