but they're to stay seated.
The guy's nervous
so he gets off the plane,
goes into the cocktail lounge
and starts throwing them down.
He's still in the lounge
when the plane crashes on takeoff.
So when the guy finds out,
he can't believe it.
If he'd stayed on the plane,
he'd be dead.
If everybody thinks he's dead,
he won't have to pay the 15 or the vig.
Keep going.
Leo's wife is brought to the airport
to get any personal effects
that weren't destroyed.
Leo's bags were on the plane,
so the wife tells 'em what to look for.
Ah!
Oh, my Leo! My Leo!
Later, the airline people visit his wife
and offer her a settlement,
based on what he would've earned
from the dry-cleaner's the rest of his life.
So how much is that?
300 grand. So they take it.
He gets his wife to cash the cheque
and he goes to Vegas with the dough.
He should call her
to let her know when to come.
She never hears from him,
but he turns the 300,000 into 500,000.
He's winning
and he can't tell anyone who he is!
So we're showing his desire
to be famous.
He's got the dough to buy his way in,
mix with the celebs...
he can't resist, so he comes to LA.
I dunno about the celebrities.
That was just added,
but, yeah, he comes to LA and...
I don't know what happens next.
That's it, that's your movie?
I said I had an idea for a movie.
That's half a movie with holes in it.
There's maybe 40 minutes there.
You don't have a girl, a female lead,
or anybody to sympathise with.
- You don't have a good guy.
- The shylock is a good guy.
The shylock is barely mentioned.
And it's not believable
the wife'd get a settlement that fast.
Harry doesn't realise
it's a true story - that Miami flight?
On the news every day for a week.
Harry must have been busy.
That's where you got the idea?
Part of it, yeah.
You're not the guy, the dry-cleaner?
Leo.
No, you wouldn't be talking to me.
- No, I'm not the guy, Harry.
- But you do work for the casino?
For God's sake, he's the shylock.
That's what you do?
That's what I did. After I'm done here,
I don't know what I'll do.
Well, I got an early call.
No problemo. Go on up to bed.
Harry, I would like you and your
new buddy to get out of my house.
Oh, yeah. Well, sure.
It was absolutely a pleasure
to meet you, Karen.
Hmm.
I guess there's times you have to get
rough, if one of your customers don't pay.
They always pay.
You pack a gun?
Not really.
Ever been arrested?
I've been picked up for loan sharking
and racketeering, but never convicted.
Racketeering.
Covers a lot of ground, doesn't it?
Get to the point, Harry. You want me
to do something for you?
That's us.
Good girl. Good girl.
Don't say nothin', just sit
and act like you're waiting.
What you talkin' about?
Give me the fuckin' money.
Sit down.
Now be lookin'.
Man to your right in the blue shirt.
The other way. Derecho.
That's a federal officer.
Most likely DEA. He moves his leg,
look for the bulge. Savvy "bulge"?
That's his backup piece.
Try it without lookin' right at him.
What's your name?
Yayo Portillo.
All right, I'm gonna get up,
when I'm gone you sit in this seat,
under you ass is a key to a locker
where your half million is,
along with some product
we're returning.
Powder's been stepped on
so many times it's baby food.
You're supposed to give me
the money yourself!
Try to be cool, yahoo.
I told you where it is. Do it how
I told you, and have a safe trip home.
What d'you have for breakfast, baby?
How come you weigh so much?
You have a burrito?
OK, give it to the nice lady,
there you go.
Say thank you.
Thank you.
Bye-bye.
Like fucking clockwork, huh, Bear?
Hi, Bo.
Ready to go for a ride, sweetie?
I told you to watch your mouth
round my daughter.
The white zone is for loading only.
These guys, my investors,
they run a limo service,
put money in some of my pictures,
did OK, they're happy.
This was a few months ago,
when I was planning my next picture,
about this