Screaming]
[Crash]
Sorry.
[Kiss]
[Thunderclap]
I'd help you with that, but somebody
stepped on all my fingers.
-I said I was sorry.
-[Thunder Continues]
I didn't expect your fingers
to be on the floor.
I know.
I'm just cranky.
I guess it's having just thrown
$200,000 into the toilet.
Either that
or the intense pain.
It's only the first day.
You're not gonna give up on it already.
-Oh, yes. Yes, I am.
-Oh, no.
No, you're not.
I'm not gonna let you.
There's a chance we could fob it off
on the Cheap Girls.
We're not
going to sell it.
The land, at least,
has got to be worth something.
The house
is going to be great!
Yeah, if we can peel
the rind off it.
-What?
-It's a lemon, honey, let's face it.
You can't just quit.
I'm a quitter,
and I'm not ready to quit yet.
[Walter]
Why not?
-[Anna] Commitment.
-[Thunderclap]
[Walter]
Oh. That.
You're right.
The house is gonna be great.
-I promise.
-[Kiss]
[Thunder Continues]
[Water Pouring]
-[Both Grunting]
-Lady, this is impossible.
-[Anna] Oh, nonsense.
You're doing fine.
-I feel like I'm gonna die.
You're not going to die.
I'm holding the ladder.
If you fall,
land on the mattress.
Hello. Yes. Yes. We're having some
problems with our plumbing, and I was...
-[Man] I can't move.
-Fielding. Walter Fielding.
-[Men Grunting]
-[Anna] Stop being a baby.
You're nearly there.
There's no reason why
you should've heard of me.
I don't have
any references. I just...
-Somebody here call a carpenter?
-Oh, yes. We did.
[Walter]
Yale. Yeah.
-Don't let go of the ladder!
-I wasn't really holding it, anyway.
How much
do I make a year?
Uh, how much
do you make a year?
Really?
-No. No, that's not a Jewish name.
-You're kidding, right?
Get out of my life,
would you?
-[Anna] Don't touch me, pig!
-[Man] Oh, you're cute
when you're mad.
-I'm serious. Get away from me.
-Hey!
-Stop it!
-Hey, let go of her! That's my wife!
Oh, yeah?
Well, I'm sorry.
She didn't say nothin'
about being married.
I just thought she was
good-lookin' wool.
This animal attacked me!
I didn't say anything about anything.
Look, I don't wanna
cause trouble.
If I came on a little strong,
I'm sorry, okay?
-No, it's not okay.
-Just get out of here.
Well, okay.
If that's what you want.
I think we should call
the police.
Hey, let's not
get nuts here.
-[Sighing]
-Who are you anyway?
Art Shirk. I'm the carpenter.
I think we spoke on the phone.
-You're the carpenter?
-Yeah. Well, I guess I'll be going.
Oh, wait a minute! Just wait a minute.
Maybe we can clear this up.
Clear this up?
What are you doing? He tried...
I know, but he's supposed to be
a really good carpenter.
-He tried to attack me.
-He just thought you were
good-lookin' wool...
an attractive woman.
-He didn't know who you were.
-I don't know who you are.
[Chuckling]
Look, uh...
do you know how hard it is to find
a really good carpenter?
Besides, I think
he's got a brother who's a plumber.
-Really? A brother who's a plumber?
-I think so.
-Do you think I should sleep with him?
-Maybe just this once.
[Chuckling]
I think I'm going to start dinner.
The house
is gonna be great.
Great.
Great!
-Hey, I'm sorry about that...
-Oh, it's all right.
You'll have plenty
of opportunities to make it up to us.
You know, usually a woman
calls a carpenter...
she's lookin' for
the old "hammer and nail."
-And I don't mean...
-Yeah, I know what you mean.
Hey, buddy,
did you really buy this house?
-Yes, I did.
-[Men Snickering]
[Both Laughing]
[Gas Hissing]
Now,
what was over there?
The stairs. It began right there
and it curved all the way...
-[Gas Hissing Continues]
-[Both Sniffing]
Oh, my God!
No, don't!
-[Pilot Light Ignites]
-What's the