to munch # -Ah, home, crap home. -# I am a pizza # -# I am a pi... ## I still can't get used to the idea of having hot water whenever we want it. Yeah. Yeah. -So, what'd you do last night? -Oh, nothing much. Where'd you eat? What? Last night. Where did you eat? Oh. The Four Seasons. Well, I'm glad it wasn't anything special. Actually, it was a little special. We had just done probably the finest performance... of Haydn's Surprise Symphony ever. Really. Uh, please tell me you didn't pay. I didn't. Max took us. -Well, that must have been some performance. -It was. It's never been my favourite piece of music, but we really did it well. How was Max? Fine! I mean, he was very pleased with himself. He asked after you. -Oh, that's... that's very nice. -Mm-hmm. Did you sleep with him? I hope you don't mind. -Of course, we can't go back to the Four Seasons again. Did you? Walter! Did you? Are you serious? Well, I know you weren't here last night... because I called, and, uh, guess what. I don't know. You tell me. No answer. Walter, do you want to tell me what you're saying? I'm not saying anything. Actually, what I'm saying is... that I would hope that if there was something for you to tell me... for example, that you'd spent last night with Max... that you would tell me... that it would be okay for you to tell me. You're just going to have to trust me. Oh, l-I trust you. I do trust you. I just want you to tell me the truth. Well, I did. Well, then, that's the end of it. You would tell me, wouldn't you? -Walter. -I just want you to be honest with me. I can take anything except lies. People slip up. Christ, I understand that. It happens all the time. I mean, I'm not some meathead chauvinist provincial. -Is that all? -No. No. I'm jealous. I'm very jealous of Max. I'm not crazy about the idea of you sleeping with him, but if you did it and didn't tell me... that would really bother me. Without changing my plea, I would like to know why. Because it underestimates me. Not telling me assumes I'm incapable of understanding why you did it. Not that you did it. Had you done it. Did you? You want me to tell you the truth, no matter how much it hurts. If we can't be honest with each other, what else have we got? And you'll believe in me? You'll understand? Of course I will. I love you. I love you too, but I did not sleep with Max last night. No? Can we knock this off and go to sleep? I love you. Mmm. I love you. Walter? -Walter! - Walter. -Are you awake? -Yeah! Yeah, I'm awake. What is it? I have to talk to you. Oh, I can't believe I'm gonna do this. It's so stupid. What is it? What's the matter? I lied to you about Max. Apparently I went to his apartment, I got drunk... I guess I sang a few songs... and apparently I, um... slept with him. -I know I shouldn't be telling you this. -No. No. It's okay. It's only proved to me how much I love you. Oh, that sounds stupid too, but it's true. I love you, Walter. I love you. I love you. It's okay. Everything's okay. You won't hold it against me? You can forgive me? Sure. Can we talk about this in the morning? I'm so tired. Do we have to talk about it? Can't we just put this behind us? Yeah. I love you. I love you. You whore! I leave town for 5 minutes, you can't wait to leap into the sack with old Max! You... bastard! -That's right! Laying it off on me! -You hypocrite! -I'm not the one screwing around! -"Just be honest with me." -How long has this been going on? -You chauvinist meathead! I'm not telling you anything! Now or ever again! Oh, this is perfect! Guess who suddenly turns into the injured party! -Where do you think you're going? -Someplace where you're not! -Well, then, you stay here, because I'm leaving! -Fine! Get out! ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст В огне брода нет на английском - текст Пропавший без вести 2: Начало на английском - текст Друзья - Сезон 9 на английском - текст Мое дорогое Кунфу на английском - текст Королество кривых зеркал на английском |