only the first day. You're not gonna give up on it already. -Oh, yes. Yes, I am. -Oh, no. No, you're not. I'm not gonna let you. There's a chance we could fob it off on the Cheap Girls. We're not going to sell it. The land, at least, has got to be worth something. The house is going to be great! Yeah, if we can peel the rind off it. -What? -It's a lemon, honey, let's face it. You can't just quit. I'm a quitter, and I'm not ready to quit yet. [Walter] Why not? -[Anna] Commitment. -[Thunderclap] [Walter] Oh. That. You're right. The house is gonna be great. -I promise. -[Kiss] [Thunder Continues] [Water Pouring] -[Both Grunting] -Lady, this is impossible. -[Anna] Oh, nonsense. You're doing fine. -I feel like I'm gonna die. You're not going to die. I'm holding the ladder. If you fall, land on the mattress. Hello. Yes. Yes. We're having some problems with our plumbing, and I was... -[Man] I can't move. -Fielding. Walter Fielding. -[Men Grunting] -[Anna] Stop being a baby. You're nearly there. There's no reason why you should've heard of me. I don't have any references. I just... -Somebody here call a carpenter? -Oh, yes. We did. [Walter] Yale. Yeah. -Don't let go of the ladder! -I wasn't really holding it, anyway. How much do I make a year? Uh, how much do you make a year? Really? -No. No, that's not a Jewish name. -You're kidding, right? Get out of my life, would you? -[Anna] Don't touch me, pig! -[Man] Oh, you're cute when you're mad. -I'm serious. Get away from me. -Hey! -Stop it! -Hey, let go of her! That's my wife! Oh, yeah? Well, I'm sorry. She didn't say nothin' about being married. I just thought she was good-lookin' wool. This animal attacked me! I didn't say anything about anything. Look, I don't wanna cause trouble. If I came on a little strong, I'm sorry, okay? -No, it's not okay. -Just get out of here. Well, okay. If that's what you want. I think we should call the police. Hey, let's not get nuts here. -[Sighing] -Who are you anyway? Art Shirk. I'm the carpenter. I think we spoke on the phone. -You're the carpenter? -Yeah. Well, I guess I'll be going. Oh, wait a minute! Just wait a minute. Maybe we can clear this up. Clear this up? What are you doing? He tried... I know, but he's supposed to be a really good carpenter. -He tried to attack me. -He just thought you were good-lookin' wool... an attractive woman. -He didn't know who you were. -I don't know who you are. [Chuckling] Look, uh... do you know how hard it is to find a really good carpenter? Besides, I think he's got a brother who's a plumber. -Really? A brother who's a plumber? -I think so. -Do you think I should sleep with him? -Maybe just this once. [Chuckling] I think I'm going to start dinner. The house is gonna be great. Great. Great! -Hey, I'm sorry about that... -Oh, it's all right. You'll have plenty of opportunities to make it up to us. You know, usually a woman calls a carpenter... she's lookin' for the old "hammer and nail." -And I don't mean... -Yeah, I know what you mean. Hey, buddy, did you really buy this house? -Yes, I did. -[Men Snickering] [Both Laughing] [Gas Hissing] Now, what was over there? The stairs. It began right there and it curved all the way... -[Gas Hissing Continues] -[Both Sniffing] Oh, my God! No, don't! -[Pilot Light Ignites] -What's the matter? I was just lighting the oven. Just lighting... You could've been killed! We could've all died! Oh, well, thank you very much. I'm not completely helpless in the kitchen. I do know how to light an oven. Well, ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Лисы на английском - текст КОАПП на английском - текст Просто кровь на английском - текст Покаяние на английском - текст Король Лир на английском |