special night for the college.
He's introducing him
before the entrйe.
And, uh, to explain why,
I'll introduce our
distinguished guest of honor,
himself an alumnus of Monroe,
a philanthropist,
Doctor of Humane Letters
and Chief Executive Officer
and Chairman of
Rousehorn Consolidated
Industries,
Mr. Harmon Rousehorn.
[Audience applauding]
You introduced him
before the entrйe.
Excuse me.
And, dear friends,
our college...
Look out, watch it.
[People exclaiming]
##[Music playing]
# Yeah #
(Diavolo)
Hey, Doctor,
what's happening, baby?
What's movin' out there?
I'm proud of you.
It's imperative that we leave
these premises immediately.
Why? The party's
just getting started.
Say, man,
what's the matter?
Why do we have to leave?
(all)
Oh, mom?
That's why.
Well, who do you think?
No one starts
this party without me.
Get the son of a bitch.
(girl)
Hey, what's going on?
[All shouting]
Look out! Doctor on call.
Emergency house call.
Emergency!
Doctor on call!
Look out!
Out of the way! Move!
I'm gonna
kick your ass!
I warn you,
I'm a chiropractor.
I will use
my skills negatively.
There are radioactive
isotopes in this bag.
Stay away!
You're dead!
You're mine, Detroit.
You're mine.
[All screaming]
En garde, madame!
I have you now at
a supreme disadvantage.
[Laughs]
Like hell, you have.
You're crazy.
[Grunts]
Are you nuts?
And now, in closing,
I'd like to present to you
on behalf of Rousehorn
Consolidated Industries,
this meager endowment.
[All applauding]
I'm so nervous.
Clifford should be here.
Well, this is a, uh,
this is a great,
great day for...
[both screaming]
I defy you, woman.
[Screams]
Excuse me. Excuse me,
this is a private party.
(man)
Who... Who are these people?
$500 on the Doctor, huh?
Excuse me, excuse me,
this is a private...
[all clamoring]
[All exclaim]
It's Clifford.
Oh, my God. No.
Yes, Mother. It's me.
[All clamoring]
Okay, finish me.
I'm not afraid to die.
Go ahead.
And I am fortunate in battle
and merciful in victory.
Madam,
I'll let the room decide.
My good people,
what'll it be?
(all)
No.
So be it.
You're finished
in this town, Mom.
Through, banished,
exiled in your community.
Ladies and gentlemen,
the Doctor is
a compassionate man!
Throw this trash bag out,
and never let her
darken Cook County again.
[All booing]
Shut up.
My arm! My arm!
[All booing]
I'll be back.
My good people, l... I pray,
a moment of your
attention here, please.
$1 million.
And I thought
you were cheap.
I didn't mean cheap.
(Margaret)
Clifford, you've made us
so proud.
L... I thank you, sir,
and... and the college
thanks you,
and my parents thank you.
And the Doctor thanks you.
But the Doctor is no more.
[Clicks]
He existed only to
banish an evil presence.
Let it be known to all here
that the damsels
whom Mom would've
held captive are free.
My ladies, Karen,
Thelma, Monica, Jasmine,
you are beholden to none.
Diavolo, my trusted comrade,
perhaps we may ride again.
For whenever
intimidation and injustice
vie with decency and honor,
let the Doctors arise,
and arise they must.
For within every one of us
there is a Doctor.
A dormant Doctor,
a supreme arbitrator
who can be summoned to
intervene when crises threaten
the stabilities and well-being
of our heartlands.
[All clapping]
Now, let's party.
##[Get It On And Have A Party
by Pattie Brooks playing]
I have endowed a madman.
Why couldn't...
Why couldn't I
have gone to Yale?
Or Syracuse even?
Why don't you
tell me about it?
What's wrong, huh?
# There's gonna be
a big affair tonight #
# We made it through
and everything's all right #
# When times are rough
and everyone feels down #
# Don't you give up,
just turn the thing around #
# Hey #
[laughing]
# Just sit back
and set your mind at ease #
# Call your friends and grab
your own mates please #
# Get it on
and have a party #
# tonight #
# Yeah #
# Get it on and