college, my job,
and to you, sir.
He is upsetting
the guests.
Will you get him
out of here?
Oh! Sue and Lloyd Miller.
Can you believe this noise?
You can't even think.
You have to
get out of here.
You're going to
ruin everything.
I have to talk to you.
Hey, man, watch out, man.
You been drinkin'?
Do you hear those people
over there?
They wanna see the Doctor.
[Sighs]
I can't do it.
I can't leave.
I've got to
introduce Rousehorn.
He's going to give
money to the college.
You've got to, man.
There are four beautiful women
depending on you.
The Doctor has
got to be there.
Look, there is no Doctor.
There is if you
believe in him, brother.
[Exhales]
All right, quick,
before I change my mind.
(Diavolo)
Straight through
the kitchen door.
But hurry it up, man.
(Diavolo)
Cliff, put the hair on.
To the right.
If my parents ever see me,
they'll disown me.
Check out the lining
in this jacket.
You can wear it
inside out.
Do the pants match?
No, they won't work.
The lining's purple.
Looks just fine.
Come on, move it.
Move it, man. Come on.
This is so insane.
I don't know how you
made me do this.
Those underwear
look nice, man.
How about these
tuxedo pants?
They were
Grandpa Skridlow's.
He had sensitive legs.
He had to have satin
near his skin at all times.
Yeah, let's move, move.
The glasses? The glasses?
You got 'em. Right here.
(man)
Hey, you boys,
get out of the kitchen!
(all)
Doctor Detroit!
Doctor, ooh-ooh,
Doctor Detroit!
Doctor, ooh-ooh...
Say, J.B.,
the Doctor has arrived.
[Crowd chanting]
Doctor Detroit.
##[Band playing]
Ladies and gentlemen,
players and ladies,
high-lifes and low-lifes,
all you trash-with-cash,
allow me to announce
the Doctor is in.
[Crowd applauding]
# Get up offa that thing #
# Dance till you feel better #
# Get up offa that thing #
# Try and release
that pressure #
# Get up offa that thing #
# Dance till you feel better #
# Say it #
# Get up offa that thing #
# Try and release
that pressure #
# Get up offa that thing #
# Dance till you feel better #
# Get up offa that thing #
# Try and release
that pressure #
# Get up offa that thing #
# Dance till you feel better #
# Get up offa that thing #
# Try and release
that pressure #
# Doctor #
# Detroit #
# Doctor #
# Detroit #
# Doctor #
# Detroit #
# Hit me #
[crowd clamoring]
# Whoo-hoo!
Hit it now #
# Move it to
the Doctor #
# Detroit #
# Doctor Detroit! #
# Doctor #
# Detroit #
# Get up offa that thing #
# Dance till you feel better #
# Get up offa that thing #
# Get up offa that thing #
# Dance till you
feel better #
# Get up offa that thing #
# Try and release
that pressure #
# Detroit #
# Doctor Detroit #
# Doctor Detroit #
# Come on now! #
# Doctor Detroit ##
[all clamoring]
[All applauding]
Thank you. Thank you.
I'm... I'm... I'm
so, so very touched
and pleased to be
honored in this way.
But, unfortunately,
I have business
in... in another part
of the hotel,
a prior commitment, actually
a small chiropractic service
I was supposed to perform.
But, if anybody is
akin here tonight
it is this man,
Mr. "Try Me."
Mr. "Please, Please, Please."
Mr. "This is a Man's World."
I give you
the hardest-working man
in show business,
ladies and gentlemen,
James Brown.
[Audience applauding]
Thank you. Thank you.
Excuse me. Excuse me.
Thank you. Excuse me.
[Crowd chanting]
Doctor, ooh-ooh,
Doctor Detroit.
Excuse me.
[People chattering]
Hi, Mom.
##[Humming]
I just saw someone we know.
Boys.
[Exhales]
How are the hors d'oeuvres?
[Speaking Italian]
I'm so glad
you could join us, Cliff.
Thanks, I'm so glad
I could make it.
Hey, fruit cup.
I'll have one.
Thank you.
No, I mean you,
fruit cup.
Mom wants to
see you right now.
Uh, ladies and gentlemen?
[Glasses tinkling]
Please, your attention.
Your attention, please.
Faculty and alumni of
Monroe College, and guests.
Tonight is a very