[Women squealing]
This is the best time
I've ever had
in my entire life!
Do you hear me, world?
My entire life!
[Clifford laughing]
[Birds chirping]
You gonna make it, man?
Yeah, yeah, thank you,
I think so.
Thank you, thank you.
Take care, my brother.
[Shoes squishing]
Hello, Son.
Hello, Father.
That's a late night.
[Sighs]
I guess, a little.
Good morning, Clifford.
Breakfast anyone?
(Arthur)
No, none for me.
Oh, of course not.
You're probably gonna
starve yourself to death.
[Both chuckling]
What makes you think
that I'd take my own life?
Oh, I was speaking
figuratively, dear.
But these
financial statements...
Clifford, cash
your paycheck quickly.
Margaret! Mar... Mar...
Would you please excuse me?
That is private business
between the trustees and me.
Forget it,
everything's peachy...
Harmon Rousehorn,
I'm gonna call him
and tell him to
cancel his visit.
We don't need
his endowment check.
[Margaret laughing]
Don't you dare.
My God!
Oh! Honestly, some people
just can't take a joke.
I'm gonna water
my begonias.
##[Margaret humming]
Well, I would prefer
for you to hear it from me.
But without the
Rousehorn endowment check
this college can't even meet
its current payroll.
But we are getting the check.
I mean, Rousehorn's coming in
to present it himself.
It's a major endowment.
It's in the press.
Look, son, without
that check, Monday next
the banks are gonna
close this college down.
Close it down.
One hundred years
of scholarship
and public service
shot to shit.
I've gotta go up
and get some winks
before my 11:00 lecture.
You've got a 9:00.
Is today Wednesday?
(Arthur)
Yes, Wednesday.
I thought it was Thursday.
[Bell tolling]
[Students chattering]
Excuse me, please.
Thank you.
Morning.
(Clifford)
Ah-ah-ah. Places, please.
Let's begin. Sorry I'm late.
[Students groan]
We were discussing
the hero's role in chivalry
as exemplified by
the character of Lancelot,
based on Thomas Malory's
Le Morte d'Arthur. 
Entranced by
Arthur's Queen Guinevere,
Lancelot,
a knight of impeccable virtue,
faces a crisis
as his idйe fixe
confronts his libido.
Any comments?
Mr. Frankman,
what do you think
of Lancelot's crisis?
Well, I think
Lancelot was an idiot.
Mr. Frankman,
how long have you been
in the first-year program?
Four years.
[Students chuckling]
Uh, duty, selfless honor,
chastity, humility,
uh, purity,
a devotion to a greater good.
I mean, by now,
don't any of these things
mean anything to you?
[Clifford sighs]
All together now:
What is the chivalric ideal?
(students) The chivalric ideal
is one of duty to a higher cause
in which purity and
chastity are virtues
and manly strength and honor
are devoted
to their preservation.
And justice for all.
[Police car siren wailing]
Just let it out! They'll
get to your real feelings.
How does it feel?
Hey, man, I feel lousy...
Lousy.
I feel shitty...
Hmm.
I feel pissed off...
Violent, hostile?
Yeah, a little.
Great! Hit me.
Hey, man, I can't do that.
Look, you can.
You want to.
You... You... You have to.
I need it.
Hey, man.
What's wrong with you?
You getting a little kinky?
'Cause if you are,
it's gonna cost you extra.
I learned that
from the girls.
They learned that from me
and that has
nothing to do with this!
Now, look, Diavolo, for once,
do what I tell you to do
and try to do it right!
Now, hit me!
Say, man, what's wrong
with you? You going crazy?
I can't hit you.
You want me to call a doctor?
I ain't hitting you, man.
Okay. I'll make it
real easy for you.
I got everything,
you got nothing, right?
I'm the boss,
you ain't jack shit!
I am white. I don't even
know what you are!
Say, man, I'm black!
All right,
then try to remember
that my grandfather
owned your grandfather!
Your mama!
[Groans]
That's good, Diavolo.
That's good!
Oh, my back!
Oh, your ass!
Take it easy.
Take it easy.
Not the teeth.
You don't tell