technique #
# It grows and grows,
now call me doctor #
# Calling Doctor,
Doctor Detroit ##
Hey, Boss,
check out the geek!
Yeah, I want you
to see this guy.
Slow down, Diavolo.
It's the same guy.
He's cute.
He's got nice legs
for a geek.
You're right.
Forget it, we're late.
Let's go, Diavolo.
Marvelous.
Well, anchors away,
sweetheart.
Don't forget to
take the Dramamine.
Oh, come on, Jasmine, baby.
What can he do
that I can't do?
Never mind.
Good afternoon, ma'am.
Hi, Stretch. Are you getting
taller or did I break a heel?
Not to mention
checks aren't supposed to
bounce, are they?
Here comes young Skridlow.
Good afternoon, Skridlow.
Right on time.
Finish classes. Six miles into
town to the Faculty Club as usual
and now
I'm indulging myself.
Dinner out and a movie.
Bye.
Look, I paid $50 for this tie
and I think
it looks great, okay?
I would have
bought the other one.
I didn't hire you to be a fashion
consultant, I hired you to drive.
So, please, just drive. Hmm?
Well, one day I'm gonna have
my own driver
because I'm gonna be an actor.
Look, Diavolo, just cut the
Sidney Poitier impressions, okay?
They'll call me Mr. Diavolo!
Fine.
Hey, wait a second, man.
What the fuck's
going on here?
Who is it?
It says "Mom's. "
That's one of Mom's cars.
Hey, man, where the fuck
you get your driver's license?
Hey, Smooth!
Yeah, here's
the Yul Brynner clones.
Hey, Smooth Walker!
Me?
Yeah, you,
you son of a bitch!
Mom wants to see you!
Silly me, I thought we were in
the middle of a motorcade here.
Aren't you boys on your way
to the Cue-ball Convention?
Yeah, you...
Hey, man.
Watch it, asshole.
Just be cool
and drive, okay?
Keep your eyes
on the road.
Say, I just had this
motherfucker washed and waxed?
Be cool.
Say, Boss, you want me
to lose these assholes?
Come on, get out.
Let's go, Kingfish.
Mom's waiting.
Take it easy on the suit. You
want the Asshole of the Year Award?
You got my vote, okay?
Take it easy, Johnny.
Okay, guys, listen,
I can walk by myself, okay?
What are you guys,
training wheels?
Hi, Mom. Pleasure
to see you, as always.
You owe me $80,000.
Uh, $60,000.
I'm a couple of months behind.
$80,000.
$20,000 extra is
a late-payments penalty.
There are lots of
other penalties, you know?
Look, Mom, I'm doing my best.
I mean, I got overhead...
Shut up!
The only reason you're
walking around with both knees
is 'cause
you got a class act.
I'll tell you
what we're gonna do.
You give me your money,
the girls,
everything else you've got.
We'll call it even.
What about me?
I'll let you live.
Quiet.
Mom, I mean, you know how
things work in this town.
If it was up to me alone,
I'd be thrilled
to settle this thing
with you,
but, well,
I... I got a new partner.
Another partner?
This guy,
this dude from Detroit.
Uh, he just moved in on me.
Detroit? Are you kidding?
I know people in Detroit.
Not this guy.
I mean, he's too big.
He's too bad.
He's as bad as you are.
Maybe even badder.
I'm scared, Mom,
and that's why I... I go
along with the Doctor.
The Doctor?
Yeah, Doctor.
Doctor...
Detroit.
I don't know if
he's really from Detroit,
maybe that's just
a handle he uses.
You mean you let this
jerk-off muscle in on Mom?
Just let him in without...
Just let him in?
I'm scared, Mom.
He's a scary guy.
I gotta meet this Doctor.
I'll... I'll see if I can
arrange a meeting,
but do me a favor, Mom.
Just leave me out of it.
I've suffered enough.
Okay, boys, turn him loose.
If he gets out of line,
you can have him for lunch.
Get the fuck
out of here!
Diavolo.
Where to, Boss?
Australia, South Pole,
China, okay?
I gotta stop and get gas,
you know that.
Just drive, okay. Please?
Hey, man,
I hate to say this again
but you got your little fuzzy
white ass in a crack.
And you know there
isn't any Doctor Detroit.
You just pissed
away the money.
Please, I know what I did.
I am trying to
figure a way