that pressure # # Detroit # # Doctor Detroit # # Doctor Detroit # # Come on now! # # Doctor Detroit ## [all clamoring] [All applauding] Thank you. Thank you. I'm... I'm... I'm so, so very touched and pleased to be honored in this way. But, unfortunately, I have business in... in another part of the hotel, a prior commitment, actually a small chiropractic service I was supposed to perform. But, if anybody is akin here tonight it is this man, Mr. "Try Me." Mr. "Please, Please, Please." Mr. "This is a Man's World." I give you the hardest-working man in show business, ladies and gentlemen, James Brown. [Audience applauding] Thank you. Thank you. Excuse me. Excuse me. Thank you. Excuse me. [Crowd chanting] Doctor, ooh-ooh, Doctor Detroit. Excuse me. [People chattering] Hi, Mom. ##[Humming] I just saw someone we know. Boys. [Exhales] How are the hors d'oeuvres? [Speaking Italian] I'm so glad you could join us, Cliff. Thanks, I'm so glad I could make it. Hey, fruit cup. I'll have one. Thank you. No, I mean you, fruit cup. Mom wants to see you right now. Uh, ladies and gentlemen? [Glasses tinkling] Please, your attention. Your attention, please. Faculty and alumni of Monroe College, and guests. Tonight is a very special night for the college. He's introducing him before the entrйe. And, uh, to explain why, I'll introduce our distinguished guest of honor, himself an alumnus of Monroe, a philanthropist, Doctor of Humane Letters and Chief Executive Officer and Chairman of Rousehorn Consolidated Industries, Mr. Harmon Rousehorn. [Audience applauding] You introduced him before the entrйe. Excuse me. And, dear friends, our college... Look out, watch it. [People exclaiming] ##[Music playing] # Yeah # (Diavolo) Hey, Doctor, what's happening, baby? What's movin' out there? I'm proud of you. It's imperative that we leave these premises immediately. Why? The party's just getting started. Say, man, what's the matter? Why do we have to leave? (all) Oh, mom? That's why. Well, who do you think? No one starts this party without me. Get the son of a bitch. (girl) Hey, what's going on? [All shouting] Look out! Doctor on call. Emergency house call. Emergency! Doctor on call! Look out! Out of the way! Move! I'm gonna kick your ass! I warn you, I'm a chiropractor. I will use my skills negatively. There are radioactive isotopes in this bag. Stay away! You're dead! You're mine, Detroit. You're mine. [All screaming] En garde, madame! I have you now at a supreme disadvantage. [Laughs] Like hell, you have. You're crazy. [Grunts] Are you nuts? And now, in closing, I'd like to present to you on behalf of Rousehorn Consolidated Industries, this meager endowment. [All applauding] I'm so nervous. Clifford should be here. Well, this is a, uh, this is a great, great day for... [both screaming] I defy you, woman. [Screams] Excuse me. Excuse me, this is a private party. (man) Who... Who are these people? $500 on the Doctor, huh? Excuse me, excuse me, this is a private... [all clamoring] [All exclaim] It's Clifford. Oh, my God. No. Yes, Mother. It's me. [All clamoring] Okay, finish me. I'm not afraid to die. Go ahead. And I am fortunate in battle and merciful in victory. Madam, I'll let the room decide. My good people, what'll it be? (all) No. So be it. You're finished in this town, Mom. Through, banished, exiled in your community. Ladies and gentlemen, the Doctor is a compassionate man! Throw this trash bag out, and never let ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Мистер Блисс на английском - текст Шерлок Холмс и доктор Ватсон: Знакомство на английском - текст Серые волки на английском - текст Артур 2 на английском - текст Рассказ домовладельца на английском |