Clifford)
Oh, oh, lift me up!
That! I want that!
(Diavolo)
What do you want
that thing for?
[Sighing]
Right.
This is the graveyard
we agreed upon.
Um, everybody,
just, uh,
stay in the car.
[Crickets chirping]
[Creaking]
[Sighing]
From inside
the jouster's tents,
the sound of the armorers
accomplishing the knights.
Busy hammers
closing rivets up,
give dreadful note
of preparation.
Damn,
he won't show!
Sure he will.
I'll give that son of a bitch
just another five minutes.
And then what, Mom?
Well, I'll wait some more.
I got all night
to kill his ass!
[Grunting]
[Clifford nasally]
Uh, all right, now.
Which one of you is Mom?
[Coughing]
Punctuality is a virtue,
my good madam.
Let's chew the fat.
Just what is that
supposed to mean?
Oh, nothing personal,
Love Chunks,
but can we get to it?
You know, I hate to come down
from Wayne County.
I have businesses in Lansing.
I have muffler shops,
chicken chains.
I got slums
to collect the rent from.
I have
a chiropractic practice.
I make adjustments
to the human spine!
And this little trip
has cut far too much
into my professional time!
I figured that since you're
hustlin' my turf,
we should talk.
I run this town.
[Metallic clanking]
Ah, ah, lurking in the dark.
Nasty things. Come out!
Okay, fellas. Come on.
Come out.
[Clifford mumbling]
Come on out here.
Yeah, that's right.
Out here where... where
the Doctor can see you.
Lighten up, lighten up,
come on, Skridlow.
Be cool, man. Be cool.
Don't blow it, man.
(Mom)
You wanna move in on me
without permission,
without consideration?
You gotta pay!
The Doctor doesn't pay.
That's it?
The Doctor doesn't pay
and he doesn't worry.
Now, Mom,
if you want trouble,
I am talking
about scorched earth,
no survival,
wholesale destruction.
Calm down.
Please help me.
I wanna live.
Oh, my God!
Body bags and fire.
Trouble.
Then you just
keep comin' on!
You don't know
what trouble is, jerk-off!
Mom, I am going to
rip off your head
and shit down your neck.
Kill him!
[Yelling]
[Bullets ricocheting]
Get after him!
You go there!
[Girls screaming]
[Guns cocking]
Don't shoot!
We were on our way
to Leon's for some ribs
and he was hitchhiking.
We don't even know
this cat, man, he's crazy.
[Moaning]
Get out of here! Go on!
Hey, guys, hey, stop!
I, uh...
[yelling]
Uh, I'm Clifford Skridlow!
L... I teach school!
L... I don't even know
these girls!
I met them at a restaurant!
I have nothing
against you personally!
Jesus, they're serious!
They're serious!
Oh, God!
[Yelling]
Oh, God.
Whoa!
[Laughing]
Yeah.
Nothing can destroy
the Doctor!
Hey, come on, get him,
get him, get him.
Out of the way, knave.
[Grunting]
The battle rages on!
Run for your lives! Run!
Mom, you'll never
catch me! Never!
Run away! Run away!
Stop him! Come on!
Oh, God, what have I done
to deserve this?
[Engine revving]
[Crickets chirping]
[Clanking]
What the hell? What's this?
Hey! What the hell you doin'?
What the hell...
I've got you now,
Mom!
What the hell?
Here we go,
Love Chunks!
Oh, yes, this one's
on the Doctor.
[Snickering]
Where we going?
Come on, this isn't funny.
I don't wanna hear you
anymore.
(Mom)
We can make a deal!
Let's make a deal.
Come on, now.
(Carson)
Mom!
Let me down!
(Clifford)
Good night, Mom!
Oh, this man is...
[clicking]
[Mom screaming]
[Clanking]
(all)
Yeah, come on, Clifford.
Drive! Drive!
Nothing can stop us!
(Johnny)
This will stop them!
Charge!
[Women screaming]
Onward to Union Station!
[Yelling]
[All cheering]
(man over PA system)
Arriving on Track 14
from St. Louis.
Well, he's got to be there,
Harmon.
He left here hours ago.
What's the matter,
dear?
Clifford's late
and Rousehorn's pissed!
You, uh, you're missed,
uh, Harmon.
I said that we miss you
very much!
Arthur, take it easy.
I'll be there.
Mister, you want a taxi?
Are you a taxi?
No, jerk-off,