Madam,
I'll let the room decide.
My good people,
what'll it be?
No.
So be it.
You're finished
in this town, Mom.
Through, banished,
exiled in your community.
Ladies and gentlemen, the
Doctor is a compassionate man!
Throw this trash bag out,
and never let her
darken Cook County again.
Shut up.
My arm! My arm!
I'll be back.
My good people, I... I pray,
a moment of your
attention here, please.
$1 million.
And I thought
you were cheap.
I didn't mean cheap.
Clifford,
you've made us so proud.
I... I thank you, sir,
and... and the college
thanks you,
and my parents thank you.
And the Doctor thanks you.
But the Doctor is no more.
He existed only to
banish an evil presence.
Let it be known to all here
that the damsels
whom Mom would've
held captive are free.
My ladies, Karen,
Thelma, Monica, Jasmine,
you are beholden to none.
Diavolo, my trusted comrade,
perhaps we may ride again.
For whenever
intimidation and injustice
vie with decency and honor,
let the Doctors arise,
and arise they must.
For within every one of us
there is a Doctor.
A dormant Doctor,
a supreme arbitrator
who can be summoned to
intervene when crises threaten
the stabilities and well-being
of our heartlands.
Now, let's party.
I have endowed a madman.
Why couldn't...
Why couldn't I
have gone to Yale?
Or Syracuse even?
Why don't you
tell me about it?
What's wrong, huh?
Ripped by: SkyFury##[Dr. Detroit
by Devo playing]
[Laughing]
# Don't you stop #
# Don't you wonder why #
# life itself pops in #
# and takes you by surprise #
# Don't you try to run #
# It gets you from behind #
# Like a common cold #
# it takes you for a ride #
# Don't you stop to think #
# Don't you even try #
# Call me doctor #
Five eight-minute miles,
less corrections
for construction zone
plus traffic
and liquids...
Adjusted ETA downtown
is now three minutes
plus 10 coming down.
# Call me doctor #
[all chattering]
Bye!
# Don't you stop #
# Don't you wonder why #
# life itself pops in #
# and takes you by surprise #
# Don't you try to run #
Hey, hey, look.
He's some kind of nut.
Look at him.
Loves his exercise.
Mmm-hmm.
Hey, man. Nice legs.
Fuck you!
# Now is the time
to call me doctor #
# This is a serious case #
# There's not much time,
now call me doctor #
# They love to
watch him operate #
Ow, sweet thing!
How you doing, baby?
Good morning,
baby, how are you?
Good morning,
Miss Blittstein.
Fix your shirt.
You're so sloppy.
(Smooth)
Come on, girls.
Let's go to work.
# It comes and goes
so call me doctor #
# They need
a special technique #
# It grows and grows,
now call me doctor #
# Calling Doctor,
Doctor Detroit ##
(Diavolo)
Hey, Boss,
check out the geek!
Yeah, I want you
to see this guy.
Slow down, Diavolo.
It's the same guy.
He's cute.
He's got nice legs
for a geek.
You're right.
Forget it, we're late.
Let's go, Diavolo.
[Tires screeching]
Marvelous.
(Smooth)
Well, anchors away,
sweetheart.
Don't forget to
take the Dramamine.
Oh, come on, Jasmine, baby.
What can he do
that I can't do?
Never mind.
Good afternoon, ma'am.
Hi, Stretch.
Are you getting taller
or did I break a heel?
Not to mention
checks aren't supposed to
bounce, are they?
(Durant)
Here comes young Skridlow.
Good afternoon, Skridlow.
Right on time.
Finish classes.
Six miles into town
to the Faculty Club as usual
and now
I'm indulging myself.
Dinner out and a movie.
Bye.
Look, I paid $50 for this tie
and I think
it looks great, okay?
(Diavolo)
I would have
bought the other one.
I didn't hire you to
be a fashion consultant,
I hired you to drive.
So, please, just drive. Hmm?
Well, one day I'm gonna have
my own driver
because I'm