out the lining
in this jacket.
You can wear it
inside out.
Do the pants match?
No, they won't work.
The lining's purple.
Looks just fine.
Come on, move it.
Move it, man. Come on.
This is so insane.
I don't know how you
made me do this.
Those underwear
look nice, man.
How about these
tuxedo pants?
They were
Grandpa Skridlow's.
He had sensitive legs. He had to
have satin near his skin at all times.
Yeah, let's move, move.
The glasses? The glasses?
You got 'em. Right here.
Hey, you boys,
get out of the kitchen!
Doctor Detroit!
Doctor, ooh-ooh,
Doctor Detroit!
Doctor, ooh-ooh...
Say, J.B.,
the Doctor has arrived.
Doctor Detroit.
Ladies and gentlemen,
players and ladies,
high-lifes and low-lifes,
all you trash-with-cash,
allow me to announce
the Doctor is in. 
Thank you. Thank you. 
I'm... I'm... I'm
so, so very touched
and pleased to be
honored in this way. 
But, unfortunately,
I have business
in... in another part
of the hotel,
a prior commitment, actually
a small chiropractic service
I was supposed to perform. 
But, if anybody is
akin here tonight
it is this man,
Mr. "Try Me. "
Mr. "Please, Please, Please. "
Mr. "This is a Man's World. "
I give you the hardest-working man
in show business,
ladies and gentlemen,
James Brown. 
Thank you. Thank you. 
Excuse me. Excuse me.
Thank you. Excuse me.
Doctor, ooh-ooh,
Doctor Detroit.
Excuse me.
Hi, Mom.
I just saw someone we know.
Boys.
How are the hors d'oeuvres?
I'm so glad
you could join us, Cliff.
Thanks, I'm so glad
I could make it.
Hey, fruit cup.
I'll have one.
Thank you.
No, I mean you,
fruit cup.
Mom wants to
see you right now.
Uh, ladies and gentlemen?
Please, your attention.
Your attention, please.
Faculty and alumni of
Monroe College, and guests.
Tonight is a very
special night for the college. 
He's introducing him
before the entrйe.
And, uh, to explain why,
I'll introduce our
distinguished guest of honor,
himself an alumnus of Monroe,
a philanthropist,
Doctor of Humane Letters
and Chief Executive Officer
and Chairman of
Rousehorn Consolidated
Industries,
Mr. Harmon Rousehorn. 
You introduced him
before the entrйe.
Excuse me.
And, dear friends,
our college...
Look out, watch it.
Hey, Doctor,
what's happening, baby?
What's movin' out there?
I'm proud of you.
It's imperative that we leave
these premises immediately.
Why? The party's
just getting started.
Say, man,
what's the matter?
Why do we have to leave?
Oh, mom?
That's why.
Well, who do you think?
No one starts
this party without me.
Get the son of a bitch.
Hey, what's going on?
Look out! Doctor on call.
Emergency house call.
Emergency!
Doctor on call!
Look out!
Out of the way! Move!
I'm gonna
kick your ass!
I warn you,
I'm a chiropractor.
I will use
my skills negatively.
There are radioactive
isotopes in this bag.
Stay away!
You're dead!
You're mine, Detroit.
You're mine.
En garde, Madame!
I have you now at
a supreme disadvantage.
Like hell, you have.
You're crazy.
Are you nuts?
And now, in closing,
I'd like to present to you
on behalf of Rousehorn
Consolidated Industries,
this meager endowment. 
I'm so nervous.
Clifford should be here.
Well, this is a, uh,
this is a great,
great day for... 
I defy you, woman.
Excuse me. Excuse me,
this is a private party.
Who... Who are these people?
$500 on the Doctor, huh?
Excuse me, excuse me,
this is a private...
It's Clifford.
Oh, my God. No.
Yes, Mother. It's me.
Okay, finish me.
I'm not afraid to die.
Go ahead.
And I am fortunate in battle
and merciful in victory.