dinner? As customary, we will be at the Excelsior Hotel in the Orchid Room. Cliff will introduce Harmon Rousehorn. Cliff? Cliff, may we have your attention, please? Oh, ahem... I'm sorry, uh, go ahead, sir. Uh, the president emeritus will present the honorary degree. Uh, Mr. Rousehorn will make a few brief remarks and then present the college with the endowment check for the Harold Robbins Chair. Are there any questions? Will there be a fruit cup? Yes. Will there be a choice of vegetables? No. Last year there wasn't any fruit cup And the shrimp were off. This year there will be a fruit cup. Uh, this is Chancellor Skridlow. Hello? Criff? Criff? Uh, Cliff, I believe this is for you. Would you please make it snappy, son? Uh, this is Criff, uh, Cliff. Cliff, good morning. I'm still tingling from last night. Oh, but something terrible has happened. You have to help me. Um, uh um, M-M-Miss Wu, I'm... I'm... I'm in a meeting, uh, per... perhaps we can discuss this in... in class. Cliff... Class, my ass. Give me that. Excuse me, please. Uh... Uh, what is it? Thelma's in jail and Smooth's gone so you gotta help us... Give me that phone. Hi, Cliff, it's me, Karen. First things first, You're gonna have to get over here as fast as you can and help us out. This is an emergency... I've no time. Thanks. I'm so sorry. Where were we? Uh, now obviously there is no need to stress the importance of the Rousehorn endowment... Hello? Hey, Cliff, what's the big idea, anyway? You know, after last night, a person would think, well... What, were you using us? Uh, uh, listen, I'm in a very important meeting right now with the faculty of my college including, uh, my father, the Chancellor... Cliff... He's talking about his father. Shut up. This is Monica, birthmark... Oh. Excuse me. Okay, now listen, I sent Diavolo with the car... Uh, yo, is Cliff Skridlow here? Cliff, what's happening? Hey, man, I'm double-parked outside. Well, you'll just have to wait. What the hell is going on here, anyway? Uh, he just got here. Uh, I'm so... I'm so sorry about these interruptions. Are we still in session or is this a coffee break? No, we are still in session. We gotta go, bro. I'm coming. I... I'm coming. I'll be there, don't worry about a thing. I'm... I'm on my way. Vietnamese girl. Distraught, distressed... Uh, urgent, needs immediate faculty counseling. Uh, I'll be back. "301." "Robert. E. Lee Davis-Jackson. " I don't wanna hear any more about it! Every time I turn around, you're up here in front of me on a traffic violation! And if it happens one more time, you're gonna be spending your declining years in the slammer! Now, get out of here! Next case. A southern tyrant. Uh, pardon me, are you looking for a lawyer? Uh, no. Well, uh, would you like to discuss it over a drink? I know a wonderful cozy little bar across the street. No, thank you, I have business with the court. Thanks anyway. Hmm. Well, excuse me. Sir, I have a business proposition for you. Mmm-hmm. Would you be willing to, uh, part with certain elements of your unique wardrobe for a cash retainer? Does that mean sell my clothes? Nah. Lf, uh, look, i-if there were thoughts in that direction, I mean, what sort of offer are we kind of talking about? Well, I wouldn't want to insult you... You can't insult me. You see, I'm a lawyer. Talk best price. I have repeatedly warned counsel not to provoke the court with all this... Is this Department 20 and one? Step aside, lackey, or you'll be eating my boot! What is going on? Exactly, your honor, what is going on? When a flower of the South, a decent girl with ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Сто дней после детства на английском - текст Красные очки на английском - текст Приключения Эвоков на английском - текст Упущенная галактика на английском - текст Иван Грозный на английском |