generous!
Excuse me, sir,
but the gentleman
at the table opposite you
with the young ladies
would like you to
join him for dinner.
Really? I can't believe it.
Sell it, girls.
I wonder
what the man could want.
Homosexual come-on, maybe.
No, he couldn't be gay,
not with all those
beautiful women.
And even if he is,
maybe they're not.
What harm in accepting
the man's hospitality?
But, no free lunch
in this world, say I.
I can thank him though.
Yes.
Yes, I'll thank him.
That's
the decent thing to do.
Uh, this is
most unexpected.
Do I know you?
Perhaps you were in my
Comp-Lit 101 class at Monroe?
I don't believe so.
Excuse me, I'm Jasmine...
And I'm totally
thoughtless.
Allow me to
introduce everyone.
This is Karen,
and I'm Smooth Walker.
This is Monica,
Hello.
Jasmine, of course,
and this is Thelma.
You are...
Uh, Clifford Skridlow.
My friends call me Cliff.
Clifford, oh, how cute.
Well, join us, Cliff.
Uh, well,
I- I've... I've already ordered...
Why don't I have Mr. Skridlow's
dinner brought to this table?
Why don't you?
Great.
Here comes
that chair, Cliff.
Just slip right in.
We'll have another fresh
drink for our new friend Cliff.
How very gracious
of you.
Can you tell us
anything at all about this
tandoori thing?
Oh, you've ordered
the tandoori?
Well, uh,
you're going to enjoy it.
It's... It's really
a marvelous technique.
It's a miniature clay oven,
completely enclosed, a marinade,
and the heat of the oven
and the enclosure on top
that keeps the juices in,
uh, and, uh, thus causes
the, uh, meat
to come out pink.
Ooh, I love it.
Thank you
for coming.
Thank you,
my good man.
I got it, honey.
Come on.
Come on.
Fresh air gives one a decided
lift, doesn't it?
Well, I'm off to the Cinema
Obscura. It's the last night
of the Satyajit Ray Pather Panchali
trilogy. I'd like to catch it.
Don't worry about it.
I got the whole thing
on videocassette.
Pather Panchali,
the whole trilogy,
Deep Throat,
E. T., you name it.
Hey...
Thank you, Diavolo, the door.
Wait, Boss,
this is the geek...
Yes, this is
Professor Clifford Skridlow.
He's an expert
on chivalry, honor,
literature,
Indian cuisine...
Don't forget power walking,
systems analysis, rock climbing...
And what about
erotic adventure?
I never said that.
So, think about it.
Shall we be going then?
Come on.
Come on. We'll
have a wonderful time...
Yeah.
And you look like you could
use a little company, right?
Yeah. Get in.
Would you get
your ass in the car?
Catchy tune.
Yeah.
Do you dance?
Not much.
Oh, go on,
you got that rhythm. Go on.
Show them
what you're made of.
Come on,
I know you wanna do it.
It'll be so much fun. You
look so handsome in this jacket.
Well, I might as
well work off supper.
There you go.
Gangway,
hop to, coming through.
Oh, that's cute.
Hey, Smooth,
what are we being so
nice to this guy for?
Well, I'm, uh, thinking about
taking in a new partner.
Let's go mix it up.
Like Lord Wittgenstein
and monks
drinking wine and
the flagons were full.
Watch the water.
Beautiful, wait!
Traffic, stop, stop.
Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you.
I'm gonna fire up
a fun log. Mmm?
Yeah.
Yeah.
It really doesn't do anything
to me, and I've tried.
Oh, yeah! You're just
Mr. Natural, aren't you?
Let's get
high on life?
The body is a temple, huh?
Well, you could say
that actually, sure.
She just did.
Go on, try some.
That's not
gonna do it.
All the way
to the right?
Oh, boy!
Oh...
Thank you.
Get in there, file in.
Wait till you see this next place.
Come on.
Come to Mama.
Okay, here we
go. Wake up, Diavolo.
Drive, my man.
Let's go, go, go!
What a great car.
Forward, Diavolo, forward.
He was a real nut.
I read that.
I know.
He was mad.
Really?
Come on,
don't make him blush.
It'll make you
feel so good.
Ooh!
Hold it. Hold it.
We're on a roll here.
Watch it, watch it.
I can