lap dance? I think I'm going to have to give you a rain check. Well, since you 'll be leaving in the next couple of days, that rain check'll be worthless. But that's okay. I understand if I make you uncomfortable. You 're still a nice girl. And I still like you. But I must warn you of something. You know how people say, "You 're okay in my book," or, "In my book, that's no good." Well, I actually have a book. And everybody I ever meet goes in this book. And now I've met you, and you 're goin' in the book. Except... I'm afraid I must file you... under... "Chicken Shit." And what if I did it? Well, I definitely couldn't file you under "Chicken Shit," then, now, could I? What's your name again? - Stuntman Mike. - Well, Stuntman Mike... I'm Butterfly. My friend Jungle Julia over here says that jukebox inside is pretty impressive. Yeah, it is. Yeah. Well, why don't you go get ready for your lap dance? What about "kind of cute, kind of hot, kind of sexy, "hysterically funny but not funny-looking guy who you could fuck" did you not understand? ## # Aah. aah # # Aah. aah # # Now. down in Mexicali # # There's a pretty little place that I love # # Where the drinks are hotter than the chili sauce # # And the boss is a cat named Joe # # He wears a red bandanna # # Plays a cool piano # # In a honky-tonk down in Mexico # # He wears a purple sash # # And a black moustache # # In a honky-tonk down in Mexico # # Well # # The first time that I saw him # # He was a-sitting on a piano stool # # I said. "Tell me. then. when does the fun begin?" # # He just winked his eye and said. "Man. be cool" # # He wears a red bandanna # # Plays a blues piano # # In a honky-tonk down in Mexico # # He wears a purple sash # # And a black moustache # # In a honky-tonk down in Mexico # # In Mexico # # All of a sudden. in walks a chick # # In Mexico # # Joe starts playing on a Latin kick # # In Mexico # # Around her waist she wore three fishnets # # In Mexico # # She started dancing with the castanets # # In Mexico # # I didn 't know just what to expect # # In Mexico # # She threw her arms around my neck # # In Mexico # # We started dancing all around the floor # # In Mexico # # And then she did a dance I never saw before # # So if you 're south of the border # # I mean a-down in a-Mexico # # And you wanna get straight. man. don 't hesitate # # Just look up a cat named Joe # # He wears a red bandanna # # Plays a blues piano # # In a honky-tonk down in Mexico # # He wears a purple sash # # And a black moustache # # In a honky... # I'm driving. We're gonna go somewhere else, gonna go hang out. Ready to go? Yeah. - Bye. Bye. I think you got Mike laid tonight. Lookin' good, Cannonball Run! He's just giving me a ride. Oh, no doubt. Have a nice ride! Look, double fucks. I am not gonna fuck him. I can hear you. - He's old enough to be my dad. - I can still hear you. Bye. Bye-bye! Wow, that's fucking scary. Yeah, well, I wanted it to be impressive and... scary tends to impress. Is it safe? No, it's better than safe. It's death-proof. How do you make a car death-proof? Well, that's what stuntmen do. You 've seen a movie where a car gets into some smash-up there ain't no way in hell anybody's walking away from? Yeah. Well, how do you think they accomplish that? CGI? Well, unfortunately, Pam, nowadays more often than not, you 're right. Tsk. But back in the all-or-nothin' days... Vanishing Point days, the Dirty Mary Crazy Larry days, the White Line Fever days... real cars smashing ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Основной инстинкт 2 на английском - текст Кавказская пленница, или Новые приключения Шурика на английском - текст Как только сможешь на английском - текст За двумя зайцами на английском - текст Вижу Землю! на английском |