Are you famous or somethin'? Or somethin'. No, no, no. Really. Hey, what do... what do you do? Really? What I do is work my ass off to get my own record label off the ground, but why that girl wanted a picture of me is because I'm a local D.J. Wait a minute. You 've got a billboard by Big Kahuna Burger, don't you? Yeah. I got one there, too, Zatoichi. Yeah. Jungle Julia Lucai. Stuntman Mike McKay. Well. Good to meet you, Stuntman Mike. My friends and I are going to continue to get our weed on. Would you care for some? Thank you, Julia, but just the same... no thanks. - Suit yourself. - But you know... Oh, shit. Ah! My God. Sorry. It's nothing. What the fuck was that? You got some voucher here. I asked him what movies you worked on. No fuckin' clue. Well, technically I really don't know if he's ever done anything for sure. I mean, he shows me an episode of High Chaparral. a guy falls off a horse, he says it's him. You know the show The Virginian? Yeah, well, there was another actor on that show, Gary Clarke, and I looked like him a bit... well, obviously before I cut myself shaving. Tsk. Aww, I like it. Well, damn, if you ain't so sweet you make sugar taste just like salt. Anyway, I did a lot of Virginians doubling Gary Clarke. And, uh... then that show turned into The Men of Shiloh. they brought on Lee Majors, and I doubled him. From that point on I specialized mostly in car stunts. Yeah, I did damn near the whole third season of Vega$ . I was Robert Urich's driving double. And then Bob did another show, Gavilan. and he brought me with him on that, till... And after that... Do you know any of these shows or people I'm talkin' about? Sorry. - No? - Mm-mm. No, no. So how exactly does one become a stuntman, Stuntman Mike? Well, in Hollywood, anybody fool enough to throw himself down a flight of stairs can usually find somebody to pay him for it. But really I got into the business the way most people get into the stunt business. How's that? - My brother got me in it. - Well, who's your brother? Stuntman Bob. I'm ready to blaze! Finally, yeah. You need to catch up with us. - Now the party can start. - Yep. Anywho, I'm sorry. You forgive me? But you have to be real nice to me for the whole rest of the time I'm here. Promise. You ready to go to the lake? Mm-hmm. - How about your friend, bring him? - I thought no boys. If you really want him to come, Shanna won't mind. So how about it? Boys or just us girls? Mmm, us girls. Good idea. Ladies? Thanks. Cheers, Butterfly. "The woods are lovely, dark, and deep... "And I have promises to keep, And miles to go before I sleep." Did you hear me, Butterfly? "Miles to go before you sleep." Sorry, Stuntman Burt... Mike. Mike. She already broke off that dance. Is that true? Did I miss my chance? Do I frighten you? Is it my scar? It's your car. Ah, yeah, I know. Sorry. It's my mom's car. Have you been following us? No, but that's what I love about Austin... it's just so damn small. - You 've seen this guy before? - I saw him outside of Guero's. And I saw you outside Guero's, too. You saw my car, I saw your legs. Now, look, I ain't stalking y'all, but I didn't say I wasn't a wolf. So you really weren't following us? I'm not following you, Butterfly. I just... got lucky. So, how about that lap dance? Sorry, it was a one-time only offer, and she did it earlier this evening at Antone's. - No, she didn't. - How do you know? I'm good that way. - Tsk. And you look a little touchйd. - What's "touchйd"? Wounded, slightly. Why should I be wounded? Because you expected guys to be pestering you all night, but from your look I can tell nobody pestered you at all. That kind of hurt your feelings a little bit, didn't it? There are few things as fetching as a bruised ego on a beautiful angel. So... How about that ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст На безымянной высоте на английском - текст Золушка на английском - текст Десять негритят на английском - текст Вспомнить всё на английском - текст Алиса в Зазеркалье на английском |