of a bitch! - I'm not going to argue with you. - I want you out of this house by tomorrow morning! - Sound familiar? Now leave me alone! For God's sake, stop sniveling. Try to save yourself at least a lick of self-respect! Was I right? Adorable. Snooping around for an 11:00 newsbreak? I take it back. You're too much of a cunt to be a prick. Don't say it, dear boy, write it. - Not being able to write is like not being able to screw. Well, maybe they sort of depend on each other. What the fuck does that mean? How the fuck do I know? I'm a bartender, not your psychiatrist. The most beautiful girl in the world Picks my ties out Eats my candy, drinks my brandy The most beautiful girl in the world The most beautiful star in the world Isn't Garbo, isn't Dietrich But the sweet trick - That will make me believe it's a beautiful world I really hoped when Molly moved in... that we had a good chance at a long-term relationship. My romance doesn't have to have a moon In the sky My romance doesn't need a blue lagoon Standing by No month of May No twinkling star No hideaway No soft guitar My romance doesn't need a castle - Any idea what started it? - Spontaneous combustion. - What's that? - The inevitable consequence... of excessive vicissitude. - What's that? - Pressure. Well, come on, explain. Two people, who live an inharmonious existence together... eventually arrive at a point where the pressure is so great, somebody has to give. Unless you bleed off a certain amount of steam in a pressure cooker, - it will explode. - Excessive vicissitude. When wood is too dry and the sun is too hot... - Spontaneous combustion. - Exactly. You were the wood, Molly was the sun. A felicitous analogy. - And what's that? - Showing off with big words. - Oh! - It's a condition that occurs... when I mix a lack of self-esteem with an abundance of alcohol. To be precise, a Banzai Sunset. - All right, Zach. Car keys. Uh! - Uh-uh. Hey. Molly took my Jeep and my Mercedes burned up with the fire. Come on. Give her some credit, will ya? Most of the women I know would have swung with the Mercedes. - It had a flat. - Oh, it had a flat. - When you pass out, where do I ship the body? - I don't know. So far it's a toss-up between your guest room and the Ambassador Hotel. - My guest room is occupied. - By whom? - By a guest. - I don't believe you. You're just timid about tidying up after a drunk. Tidying up is a cinch. It's replacing furniture, buying new carpet, painting out the graffiti is what makes me timid. What are you looking for? You hid the nuts. Didn't I reimburse you for all that stuff? - Some things are not reimbursable. - For instance? Like putting Krazy Glue on my dog's balls, then sticking him halfway up the wall. - I see your point. - Look, it's not that I don't empathize. - What's that? - Feel sorry for you. - Good night, Barney. - Good night, Barney. - Hi, Barney. - Lonnie! - Hey, girls. - Hey, doll! - Hi, Lonnie! - What's the soup? - Lentil. - It was lentil last week. - When the lentil's all gone, it'll be something else. I'd love a steak, but I shouldn't. Sure you should. The kind of shape you're in, you could eat a whole cow. - Good evening. - Hi. - What's that you're playing? - Something Cole Porter made up. You play very well. Are you a professional musician? No. Are you? No. I don't know anything about music. That kind of music, anyway. Can you play "Three Times A Lady"? I'm sorry. I'm not quite drunk enough yet. - Miss? - Jones. Lonnie Jones. I'm Zach. Hi. If you're still here when I finish my steak and lentil soup, Zach, we'll pick up this conversation where it left off. Have you met Miss Jones Someone said as we shook hands She was just Miss Jones to me Then I said Miss Jones You're ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Фанаты на английском - текст Отряд Дельта 2 на английском - текст Семёрка Блейка на английском - текст Дети Дюны на английском - текст Европейские каникулы на английском |