. I mean, it's how I make my living. You know, I could've sued your ass off, Zach. But instead I decided to get a job. You may not approve, but it pays the rent. - I approve, okay? - If you think it's so silly, what are you doing here? - I guess I'm getting a complimentary herbal wrap. - But if it's so silly... It's not, okay? Wrap me. The silly little pads I've attached to your problem areas... will make your muscles contract. The more I increase the current, - the more your muscles will contract. - Molly... For the first silly treatment, it's not advisable to exceed plus-three. God, I wish I didn't hate you so much, Zach. - M-Molly? - After ten silly treatments, you should be able to handle plus-seven. M-Mo-Mo-Mo... Why'd you have to act like such a dick? Anything above plus-seven... could be dangerous. Molly! Molly! Give me that! Go fuck yourself! - How much? - Two and a quarter. Hey! All you got to do is drive down Sunset, look at the billboard. She's representing something called Shape. Yeah, it's a magazine. We represent it as well. You will not believe this woman. Yeah, well, you know, that magazine is throwing... a big party tonight at the Century Plaza. - You probably got an invitation. - You think so? - Yeah. - Oh, God! - You all right? - Maybe I should have something to eat. - Coffee? - No, that's bad. l... Okay. - Goddamn it! - What's the matter? I can never tie these fucking ties. Oh, God. Stop complaining. How many times a year do you have to put on your tux? - You know something, Bern? - Yeah. One of us is wearing the wrong clothes. Which one? The Shape black-tie party... is at the Century Plaza tonight. - Uh-huh. - The Share costume ball... is at the Century Plaza next Friday night. Nice costume. Is the Shape party in here? - Aladdin? - That's what he told me. Bern, he's gonna kill me. Bernice, it is not funny. Okay. Get me the fuck out of here. Jake! Jake! - You told me it was a costume party! - Where did you get... Bernice, stop it. - The lamp... - Look at the shoes! I'm sorry. Zach, I'm really sorry. I tried to call you several times. - Jake. - Howard. How are you? Howard, this is Zach Hutton. Zach, this is Howard Simon. He's your host. Howdy, Howard. I told Zach that it was a costume party. - I tried to call you. - You're fired. Cheer up. Inside of about five minutes, I drank 14 glasses of champagne. By the shank of the evening, I was completely shit-faced. Steamboat coming through. Excuse me. And fearless. How do you do. My name is Zachary Hutton, and my wish is to fuck you. I'm in deep therapy. I could probably use, you know, psychoanalysis. That girl looks like a psychoanalyst. - So what's the answer? - What's the question? Can a man change his character... - even if a scorpion can't? - Hmm. Good question. What's the answer? The answer is yes, providing you know what your problem is. I know what my problem is, and I can't change it. - Have you tried? - No. - Don't you want to? - To be honest, I haven't given it much thought. - Do you know why you don't want to? - I haven't the foggiest. Because you don't know what the alternative is. - Oh, I see. - I know my alternative. No more young, healthy bodies... with beautiful, empty heads. My salvation is a handsome, experienced, healthy middle-aged woman... who's been married at least once, and who is a great deal smarter than I. - How's Alex? - I was just about to call her. Hey, Barney, do you have... Oh, yeah. Thank you. - Hello? - Hello, Greg? - Who is this? - This is your stepfather. May I speak to Alex? Uh, no, she's gone for the weekend. - Where? - She asked me not to give out that information, Zach. Well, you're a fine young lad, aren't you? Please tell her I called. Sure. I wish he'd stay the hell out of her life. ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст 27 Потерянных Поцелуев на английском - текст Девчата на английском - текст Волшебник на английском - текст Волшебная лампа Аладдина на английском - текст Молчаливое бегство на английском |