on Sylvester is his father left us for another man. Are you married, Mr. Kimble? No, l'm not. He's not married, Mom! Welcome to Astoria... the single-parent capital of America. Thank you for your time. l pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America... and to the republic for which it stands... one nation, under God... indivisible... with liberty and justice for all. Are these all your lunches? You mean you eat other people's lunches? Stop it! Now we're going to do something extremely fun. We're going to play a game called... ''Who is my daddy and what does he do?'' Yes? ls your daddy a fireman? He's probably big. ls he a wrestler? A basketball coach? No, no. What's the matter? l have a headache. lt might be a tumor. lt's not a tumor! lt's not a tumor at all. What l meant was... you tell me who is your daddy and what does he do? Oh. Get it? We start right here. You. My dad repairs cars driven by women who are pinheads. My dad doesn't do anything since the crash. My dad gives money to people that doesn't have money... then people use that money... then they give other money back and they give the same amount of money back to my dad. My dad doesn't live with us anymore. He lives in New York and drives a taxi. My mom hopes he's going to die real soon. My dad watches TV all day long. My dad works on computers... and he's, um, the boss of his company... and, um, he has a mustache and a beard. Mm-hmm. Yeah. He doesn't have that much hair because-- and he-- his head is so big that he can't wear any hats. My dad's divorced. My mom's divorced. My dad, um, is a psychologist... and he helps people that are hurt or lost their feelings... and, um, that's it. Our mom says that our dad is a real sex machine. Good. l don't know what my dad does. l haven't seen him in a long time. He lives in France. My dad is a gynecologist... and he looks at vaginas all day long. Mi papа trabaja en la casa... y иl juega conmigo mucho. Thank you. Very good. Okay. Next, uh-- What's his name with his back to me? His name's Zach Sullivan. He doesn't like anyone to talk to him. He's a poo-poo head. He's a poo-poo face. He's a ca-ca poo-poo. He's a poo-poo ca-ca. - Poo-poo ca-ca! - Poo-poo ca-ca! - Poo-poo ca-ca! - Poo-poo ca-ca! Quiet. That's enough. Hey, Zach. Did your daddy teach you this game? Come on, Zach. Let's all play together. lt's so much more fun. Leave me alone! What's that? lt's a fire alarm! Come on, come on. Everyone together! Come on. l'm on fire! Come on. All together! l'm on fire! Very straight. Very straight. Come on, come on. Get all together. Everything together. Come on. Come on. Quiet. Quiet! Come on. Shh! Quiet. Well, we're all glad the kindergarten class could join us. That's four minutes. You should be ashamed of yourselves. All the other grades... your times were an improvement... but they're still not good enough. but they're still not good enough. l'm very disappointed. All right, let's get back into school. Mrs. Sullivan! Mrs. Sullivan! So the doctor says it's a stomach flu. l'm fine. l can eat anything l want. Let's find a restaurant. Can we talk business? There are 14 boys in the classroom. So far l have three possible suspects, one likely. Here's a picture. You listening? l'm listening. His name's Zach Sullivan. What do you think? He's cute. Doesn't anybody eat around here? Listen, he's a dead ringer for Crisp. Look. Maybe. Come on, John. l'm hungry. A table for two. Thank you very much. Two hot dogs. Two hot dogs? Mr. Kimble! Mr. Kimble! Dominic. lt's him, Mom. Joyce. Hello, Joyce. Dominic has been a great help. He's a good kid. Who's that? Who? Her. Oh, that? Uh, that is, uh-- l am his sister. Oh, really? l wouldn't have guessed. You have to excuse my brother. He has no manners. My name is Ursula. Wonderful to ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Леди Джейн на английском - текст Альтовая соната. Дмитрий Шостакович на английском - текст Чебурашка на английском - текст Говард-утка на английском - текст Сибирский цирюльник на английском |