First l would like to just get to know you. Quiet. l'm going to ask you a bunch of questions. l want to have them answered immediately. How many of you were born in Astoria? Raise your hands. Let's see them. Okay, hmm. Now, anyone that was not born in Astoria... somewhere outside like California... raise your hands. Yes. l need to go to the bathroom. Okay. You can go. Boys have a penis. Girls have a vagina. Thanks for the tip. Yes? l need to go to the bathroom... and l can't get these things off. l'll get someone to help you. l'll be right back, okay? You've learned that the ''e'' is often silent when it immediately follows another vowel. Now write and say these words-- Oh, um... class, uh, Catherine... can you take over for me, please? Thank you. ''E'' is the fifth letter of the alphabet. Yes, can l help you? l have a problem. Mr. Kimble... l need to go real bad. First day? Yes. l'll take care of her. Thank you. You know, kindergarten is like the ocean. Don't turn your back on it. They're okay. Don't worry. Everything is under control. No. Monsters. What are you doing with this? Aren't you going to break it up? No. Two more days of this... and he'll quit. Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up. No. Don't start this. Aah! Attention! This is your new class mascot. What happened to your dog? This is not a dog. This is a ferret. What's a ferret? That's a ferret. Oh! lf he bites you, you get rabies and die. No. That's not true. He never bites. Can l pet him? Sure, but one at a time, okay? Good. Okay, next one. Come on. Yes. Good. Yeah. Good. Now we're having fun. What's that supposed to mean? Mrs. Hagley is a lot better than you. ls she? ls she really? My mom's a teacher in this school... and she's a lot better than you, too. Great. On Monday nights, my mom tutors and Mrs. Quinn takes care of me. She's better than you, too. Great. And Frankie, my swimming teacher... and Gus, my T-ball coach, are better than you, too. l really appreciate your honesty. You happen to know someone that's not better than me? l don't know that many people. John? Are you there? How did it go? Go away. lt went that well, huh? You take over tomorrow. And blow our cover? Can't do it. They're horrible. Tell me about it. He's gay. What kind of a man teaches kindergarten? He's obviously gay. A male kindergarten teacher isn't what l'm used to. Samantha calls him ''The giant.'' There he is. Where, honey? Holy cow, is that your new teacher? Yeah. Oh, my God. What are you doing? - l'm not wearing makeup. - None of us are. You're married. You're allowed to look like slobs. Be good. l'll be back to pick you up. Good morning, Mr. Kimble. Good morning. l told you he was big. Play with the kids, honey. Hi. l'm Jillian, Sylvester's mom. Do you have a minute? l'd like to speak with you. Sure. Please. Thank you. A male kindergarten teacher. That's unusual. You're not from around here, are you? No. l'm not. Neither am l. Huh. Anyway... um... l have a small problem. Yes? You see, Sylvester's father doesn't live with us anymore... and l've just been worried about Sylvester. He's been acting a little strange lately-- You know, doing odd things. Like what? Well, it seems that's he's becoming a little obsessed with playing with dolls. You know, it's weird. l think l can help you with that. Really? He uses the dolls to look up girls' skirts. l caught him doing it yesterday. Oh. Oh, well, that's a relief. But l'll keep an eye on him, okay? Thank you. Does Sylvester ever see his father? No. No, not since he was 2. His father lives in California. That is far away. Mm-hmm. Well, if you give me his name and number... l could talk to him about taking more interest in his son. That's very kind, but l don't think so. But it's tough on Sylvester, don't you think? No. No, what's tough ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Джо против Вулкана на английском - текст Комиссар на английском - текст Миссия невыполнима на английском - текст Анна Карамазофф на английском - текст Хорнблауэр: Бунт на английском |