Where, honey? Holy cow, is that your new teacher? Yeah. Oh, my God. What are you doing? - l'm not wearing makeup. - None of us are. You're married. You're allowed to look like slobs. Be good. l'll be back to pick you up. Good morning, Mr. Kimble. Good morning. l told you he was big. Play with the kids, honey. Hi. l'm Jillian, Sylvester's mom. Do you have a minute? l'd like to speak with you. Sure. Please. Thank you. A male kindergarten teacher. That's unusual. You're not from around here, are you? No. l'm not. Neither am l. Huh. Anyway... um... l have a small problem. Yes? You see, Sylvester's father doesn't live with us anymore... and l've just been worried about Sylvester. He's been acting a little strange lately-- You know, doing odd things. Like what? Well, it seems that's he's becoming a little obsessed with playing with dolls. You know, it's weird. l think l can help you with that. Really? He uses the dolls to look up girls' skirts. l caught him doing it yesterday. Oh. Oh, well, that's a relief. But l'll keep an eye on him, okay? Thank you. Does Sylvester ever see his father? No. No, not since he was 2. His father lives in California. That is far away. Mm-hmm. Well, if you give me his name and number... l could talk to him about taking more interest in his son. That's very kind, but l don't think so. But it's tough on Sylvester, don't you think? No. No, what's tough on Sylvester is his father left us for another man. Are you married, Mr. Kimble? No, l'm not. He's not married, Mom! Welcome to Astoria... the single-parent capital of America. Thank you for your time. l pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America... and to the republic for which it stands... one nation, under God... indivisible... with liberty and justice for all. Are these all your lunches? You mean you eat other people's lunches? Stop it! Now we're going to do something extremely fun. We're going to play a game called... ''Who is my daddy and what does he do?'' Yes? ls your daddy a fireman? He's probably big. ls he a wrestler? A basketball coach? No, no. What's the matter? l have a headache. lt might be a tumor. lt's not a tumor! lt's not a tumor at all. What l meant was... you tell me who is your daddy and what does he do? Oh. Get it? We start right here. You. My dad repairs cars driven by women who are pinheads. My dad doesn't do anything since the crash. My dad gives money to people that doesn't have money... then people use that money... then they give other money back and they give the same amount of money back to my dad. My dad doesn't live with us anymore. He lives in New York and drives a taxi. My mom hopes he's going to die real soon. My dad watches TV all day long. My dad works on computers... and he's, um, the boss of his company... and, um, he has a mustache and a beard. Mm-hmm. Yeah. He doesn't have that much hair because-- and he-- his head is so big that he can't wear any hats. My dad's divorced. My mom's divorced. My dad, um, is a psychologist... and he helps people that are hurt or lost their feelings... and, um, that's it. Our mom says that our dad is a real sex machine. Good. l don't know what my dad does. l haven't seen him in a long time. He lives in France. My dad is a gynecologist... and he looks at vaginas all day long. Mi papа trabaja en la casa... y иl juega conmigo mucho. Thank you. Very good. Okay. Next, uh-- What's his name with his back to me? His name's Zach Sullivan. He doesn't like anyone to talk to him. He's a poo-poo head. He's a poo-poo face. He's a ca-ca poo-poo. He's a poo-poo ca-ca. - Poo-poo ca-ca! - Poo-poo ca-ca! - Poo-poo ca-ca! - Poo-poo ca-ca! Quiet. That's enough. Hey, Zach. Did your daddy teach you this game? Come on, Zach. Let's all play together. lt's so much more fun. Leave me alone! What's ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Корабль чудовищ на английском - текст Девять дней одного года на английском - текст Заложник на английском - текст Жизнь как чудо на английском - текст Ключ на английском |