Come on.
Stop whining.
You kids are soft.
You lack discipline.
Well, l've got news for you.
You are mine now.
You belong to me!
You're not going to have
your mommies here
to wipe your tushies.
Oh, no.
lt's time to turn
this mush into muscles.
No more complaining.
No more, ''l have to go
to the bathroom.''
There is no bathroom!
Now, the first thing the
deputy trainees have to learn
is to freeze
whenever you hear this.
Now, the next time you hear
this whistle...
each one of you get
one toy.
How many?
One!
Good. Then bring it back
to the carpet...
pronto.
Ready?
Wait for it.
Wait for it.
Sit down.
Ready?
Go quickly.
Get your toy.
Go.
Go for it.
Yes. Very fast.
Good. Quickly.
Bring the toy
back to the carpet.
Bring it back
to the carpet.
Quick, quick, quick.
Back to the carpet.
Quickly.
Emma.
Emma...
take your toy
to the carpet.
l'm not a policeman.
l'm a princess.
Take your toy
back to the carpet.
l'm not a policeman!
l'm a princess.
Take it back!
All right.
Very good.
You did very well.
Now we're going to
play another game.
When you hear
two whistle blows...
take your toy back
where you got it
and come right back.
How many whistle blows?
- Two!
- Two!
Good. Ready?
Go.
Come on.
Come right back
to the carpet.
Yes. lt works.
This is great.
Faster, faster.
Come on.
Yes. Come back. Terrific.
This is working. Wait.
l mean, you're
very good deputies.
Your sheriff
is proud of you.
1, 2, 3, 4.
1, 2, 3, 4.
1, 2, 3, 4.
1, 2, 3, 4.
Wait! Take me.
Down. Up. Down.
Yes, yes, yes!
You've got it.
Yes, Wanda. Good.
Very good.
Big circles. Big circles.
Good.
Now do the same thing.
Way back.
And down in big circles.
Big circles.
Yes.
This is a fire drill!
This is a fire drill.
Run to the door.
Dominic, don't forget Ferret.
Yes. lt's a fire drill.
Come on.
Oh, this is terrible.
Come on. Come on.
29.
30.
31.
32.
33.
One more.
Come on.
Down and up.
Yes!
Yes!
Zach is the winner.
Come on, you guys.
March, 2, 3, 4.
March, 2, 3, 4.
Swing your arms.
2, 3, 4.
Swing them high.
2, 3, 4.
1, 2, 3, 4.
1, 2, 3, 4.
Wow.
1, 2, 3, 4!
Reading, writing, arithmetic.
Reading, writing, arithmetic!
Too much homework
makes me sick.
Too much homework
makes me sick!
When it's time
to pass the test...
When it's time
to pass the test...
kindergarten is the best.
kindergarten is the best.
Yay!
E-l-E-l-O
And on that farm
he had a duck
E-l-E-l-O
All right.
Take your milk.
lt makes you big and strong.
lt's story time, Mr. Kimble.
All right.
We all like this one...
and if you read us a story now...
everybody will go to sleep.
All right.
l used to read this to my son.
What's his name?
Who?
Your son.
Oh, Alex is his name.
Where is he?
He lives with his mother.
You see, his mother and l...
we are--
Divorced. l know.
What's a divorce?
lt's when your daddy
lives someplace else
and comes over
to take you places...
and your mommy says
he's a deadbeat.
No. lt's when the daddy
doesn't want to see
his little boy anymore.
That's not what it is.
Why don't you want to see
your little boy?
Was he bad?
No, he was not bad.
lt wasn't his fault at all.
You see...
his mommy and l,
we just nev--
Just sit down, okay?
Let me just start reading.
Why don't you all lie down?
Okay.
Good. And rest.
''If you were a bird
and Iived on high
you'd Iean on the wind
when the wind came by.
You'd say to the wind
when it tooK you away...
That's where
I wanted to go today.
Where am I going?
I don't quite Know.
What does it matter
where peopIe go?
Down to the wood
where the bIuebeIIs grow.
Anywhere.
Anywhere.
I don't Know.''
Huh!
Hi.
Hi.
I didn't mean
to startIe you.
I must have dozed off.
I can't beIieve you
got them aII to sIeep.
I worKed them hard.
I was wondering if...
you'd IiKe to come
to my pIace for dinner
tomorrow night.
I wouId IiKe that.
Yes.
Great.
WeII, here are
the directions.
How