experience. They wouldn't have sent me otherwise. Just wait here a minute. Everybody sit down on the carpet! Good morning, everyone. Good morning, Miss Schlowski. Your teacher, Mrs. Hagley had to go on an important trip. Where'd she go? That doesn't matter. Did she die? No, Lowell. She went to see someone. Did they die? No, Lowell. Everyone dies, you know. l know, but not for a long, long time. Now, until Mrs. Hagley comes back... we have someone special to help. This is Mr. Kimble... your new kindergarten teacher. Now, let's everybody say, ''Good morning, Mr. Kimble.'' Good morning, Mr. Kimble. Good morning. They're all yours. l'll be watching you. Hi. How are you? l'm very happy to be here. First l would like to just get to know you. Quiet. l'm going to ask you a bunch of questions. l want to have them answered immediately. How many of you were born in Astoria? Raise your hands. Let's see them. Okay, hmm. Now, anyone that was not born in Astoria... somewhere outside like California... raise your hands. Yes. l need to go to the bathroom. Okay. You can go. Boys have a penis. Girls have a vagina. Thanks for the tip. Yes? l need to go to the bathroom... and l can't get these things off. l'll get someone to help you. l'll be right back, okay? You've learned that the ''e'' is often silent when it immediately follows another vowel. Now write and say these words-- Oh, um... class, uh, Catherine... can you take over for me, please? Thank you. ''E'' is the fifth letter of the alphabet. Yes, can l help you? l have a problem. Mr. Kimble... l need to go real bad. First day? Yes. l'll take care of her. Thank you. You know, kindergarten is like the ocean. Don't turn your back on it. They're okay. Don't worry. Everything is under control. No. Monsters. What are you doing with this? Aren't you going to break it up? No. Two more days of this... and he'll quit. Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up. No. Don't start this. Aah! Attention! This is your new class mascot. What happened to your dog? This is not a dog. This is a ferret. What's a ferret? That's a ferret. Oh! lf he bites you, you get rabies and die. No. That's not true. He never bites. Can l pet him? Sure, but one at a time, okay? Good. Okay, next one. Come on. Yes. Good. Yeah. Good. Now we're having fun. What's that supposed to mean? Mrs. Hagley is a lot better than you. ls she? ls she really? My mom's a teacher in this school... and she's a lot better than you, too. Great. On Monday nights, my mom tutors and Mrs. Quinn takes care of me. She's better than you, too. Great. And Frankie, my swimming teacher... and Gus, my T-ball coach, are better than you, too. l really appreciate your honesty. You happen to know someone that's not better than me? l don't know that many people. John? Are you there? How did it go? Go away. lt went that well, huh? You take over tomorrow. And blow our cover? Can't do it. They're horrible. Tell me about it. He's gay. What kind of a man teaches kindergarten? He's obviously gay. A male kindergarten teacher isn't what l'm used to. Samantha calls him ''The giant.'' There he is. Where, honey? Holy cow, is that your new teacher? Yeah. Oh, my God. What are you doing? - l'm not wearing makeup. - None of us are. You're married. You're allowed to look like slobs. Be good. l'll be back to pick you up. Good morning, Mr. Kimble. Good morning. l told you he was big. Play with the kids, honey. Hi. l'm Jillian, Sylvester's mom. Do you have a minute? l'd like to speak with you. Sure. Please. Thank you. A male kindergarten teacher. That's unusual. You're not from around here, are you? No. l'm not. Neither am l. Huh. Anyway... um... l have a small problem. Yes? You see, Sylvester's father doesn't live with us anymore... and l've just been worried about Sylvester. He's been ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Красная палатка на английском - текст Святой Ральф на английском - текст Друзья - Сезон 1 на английском - текст Триумф Нердов на английском - текст Искушение Б. на английском |