back from Tunisia.
- Ok, tomorrow then? – Tomorrow.
- Tomorrow.
DAY TWO
Ok, can anyone
tell me: how should I sit?
Where should I look?
Where's the camera in the first place?
Nonna, why do you go barking
at people like that?
- Leave her alone. Her husband left her.
- Anya!.. – Oh, Nonna…
- Max, I didn’t mean that. - Huh! You
couldn't keep it to yourself after all.
- Who couldn’t?
- Are you kidding me?!
Nonna, why did Volodya leave?
Thank you very much, Anya.
- So where is Nonna?
- Sasha, you know what?..
Ah, you are here!
And where is Kamil?
- Anya, why isn't Kamil here?
- Sasha, I’m here, at the console.
Why didn’t you change clothes?
I spoke Russian to you.
I’m by the way, working.
One, one, one. Do you hear me?
I hear, hear.
[Kamil to the microphone:]
And who was left by her the husband?
- The husband left?! From who?
- From nobody! Nonna is doing well.
- Anya!..
- Well, what did I say now?
He let it out.
Listen, did you all team up on me?!
So, Anya, where’s Igor Vladimirovich?
I’m here. I’ve been
sleeping here on a chair...
...for 2 hours already
in order not to oversleep.
Attention!
I, as project manager,
…forbid anyone to interfere in
the private life of employees.
In particular,
to discuss Vladimir leaving Nonna.
- This is life, anything can happen.
- Tell him to shut up, ah!
[Kamil:] Nonna, Maxim, get ready!
We are going on the air in 30 seconds!
Just don’t cry,
otherwise the make-up will run.
[Kamil:] Two, one. Go!
- Good morning, dear listeners!
- Good Morning!
DJ Max of the "Kind of radio"
hanging out with you.
And beautiful Nonna.
"Kind of radio" in cooperation with
the Volga TV…
…are opening a daily series of programs
called "Meet Igor Vladimirovich".
We’ll talk on the air
about our candidate for five minutes.
A spiel starts.
A spiel starts!
I am an average man: for breakfast
I like an omelet with sausage…
…and, yes,
a cup of strong tea, sweet tea.
I’m like you that's why
I understand your problems.
[Anya:] In the image, in the image.
[Max:] Sit down.
- I’m sorry and who
was left by her husband? - From me! Oh!
- I’m sorry!
- It doesn’t hurt, it doesn’t hurt!
I was just curious.
- Give me the spiel.
- Anya, where is the bathroom?
What? What?
It’s my fault again, yes.
Yes, Victor Fedorovich, yes,
getting settled. I'm starting to get it.
[Moscow region. State dacha]
No, I haven’t started
to miss home yet – too much work.
I met with governors the whole day.
Now I have the meeting with Emelyanov.
Well, how’s it?!
He’s running for the third term.
So we need to reconcile.
Ah, you reconciled already! Then
I don’t understand why we involved him?
Ah! Yeah, right.
Let him run around –
he’ll be easier to deal with.
Yes, yes, Victor Fedorovich, thank you.
See you soon.
[Singing:] A soldier was walking
home and met these guys.
"Who’s your mama, guys?" -
He asked those guys.
"Our mama is anarchy,
our daddy is a glass of port!"
Lesha, excuse me,
a conifer that starts with F?
Fir tree, Lord.
I also think so, Lesha, but
there are only 3 letters.
- Are you sure it’s F?
- Fitzgerald down.
- Slava, Lesha!..
- Ah! - Oh!
Kamil, you are
a Special Forces employer.
- What?!
- Colonel of FSB in plain clothes.
What, do you mean that?
Listen, to hell with all of this!
- The main thing is you can’t drink
outside. Nonsense! – Kamil, be strong.
I ask your forgiveness,
and you're working, huh?
- Yes. - Yep. – And we, to be precise,
are going to the swimming pool.
- Will anyone join us?
- Well, I probably can but…
But I can see you are all busy.
Well, some other time.
We’re waiting for you!
- Glory, Lesha, he's approaching.
- Who? – A director!
Here it is, your Aurora!
And where’s the weapon that
will fire a historic shot?
- Wait, please.
- After you. - Why?
Because after us the deluge.
20 kopeck, I should write it down.
Here you are.
[Singing:] To scream without screaming,
To knock without knocking,
…to fly