Renatovich. Why? I’m with you again?.. I didn’t mean to call you.. You did, you did! - From now on if you have any questions you’ll be calling us. - Kamil Renatovich, …I ordered the security removed. - Yes, I’m aware of that! There’s another important thing. That’s why I’m calling you... - Did you call me.. - What’s the difference? We stand for one cause here. I wanted to tell you a long time ago. Start cultivating and sowing your fields. What?! Just a joke! Relax! So what? We had nuts here, salty and very tasty. Where are they? Here. It’s strange. They were on this side before. Miracles. - My God why? Why did I do that? - Kamil, what happened? Why what? Why did I not drink for five days?! Who needed that? - Guys, does anyone want some hash? - And where did you get it from? I confiscated it from Fyodor. Such a big chuck, probably about 15 kilograms. 15 kilograms of hash? - You could spend 10 years in jail for that. - Who? Me? The colonel of the Federal Security Service? Don’t worry! I hid it in a safe place. No one’s going to find it. - Tell me where?! - It’s a secret. – I’m your friend. - Tell us your secret. - Quick! - In the smoke machine. - Is it on the stage right now? - It is. There’s a spark there, isn’t it? It was a good idea, wasn’t it? Where’s the stage? No! Don’t turn it on! A lost village somewhere near the Volga. Girls had a very tough luck in this place. Rumors spread around the globe... ...that girls in this village never had an orgasm. - We forgot to warn Libya. - About what? - What?! - They are going to bombard them. - Oh! They should evacuate their population. - They should. - They should. -And where to? - To Bolivia. No one’s going to bombard Bolivia. - That’s right. I was on the stage. It’s very nice there but very slow. It took me 40 minutes to get back. Why is our stage so far away? It's not close. Man! It got you. Hello! Is this Libya? This is Slava and Lesha. Everybody go to Bolivia. Libya has been warned. It’s pity we need just 5%. - When are the next elections? - In 4 years. It’s a long time! But it’s ok!.. 50 grand and everything is for the people! It’s grand! Say Good Bye To The Drugs campaign! We called the Ministry of Emergency Management. As a savior he sneaked to every girl's bed. And then, tucking in his pants, he said: ..."It’s better to fight wild fires than this kind of love.". Hello, old man. Boy do any of you know how far it is from here to Chelyabinsk? - Why do you care? - I had a vision. Margaret Thatcher came around and said: "Innokentiy, go to Chelyabinsk, …16, Lenin street. They are waiting for you there. She came for the third time already. I need to go there. The old man is stoned too! Good stuff! And then people said: ..."Putin's charismatic personality will greatly shake up your body." Girls looked out the window... ...and saw Putin approaching in a kimono and on skis. Girls ran outside in the buff. He looked at the girls... And there it came on them! A Cossack was standing on the mountain and praying to God. He prayed for freedom, for his people. Hey, hey, don’t afraid of me. Don’t worry. I won’t touch you. Hey, hey, don’t be afraid of me. Don’t worry, I won’t touch you. Also the Cossack asked for truth for his people. If we have truth on earth we'll also have freedom. Hey, hey, don’t be afraid of me. Don’t worry, I won’t touch you. Hey, hey, don’t be afraid of me. Don’t worry, I won’t touch you. - Misha, this is Emanuel Gedeonovich. - Hello, Emanuel Gedeonovich. Welcome back! Judging by your voice I assume that you are going to give me good news. We exceeded our expectations. - We didn’t get 10%. - You got 12? More. You underestimate us, Emanuel Gedeonovich. - You mean we got the third place? - Shoot! - Higher. - Really! Looks like we really intimidated the governor. So how much did we get after all? I’m just interested. 52 percent. - I ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Гамсун на английском - текст Рокки Бальбоа на английском - текст Взять живым или мёртвым на английском - текст Девочки хотят повеселиться на английском - текст Астенический синдром на английском |