outbreak on our ship.
[The Volga region, regional center]
Passengers of "Sergei Abramov" ship,
…cholera germ was detected on this ship.
Because of this fact we are beginning
passenger evacuation…
…and ship crew evacuation.
We are taking all of you...
...to the infectious disease ward
of the city hospital '19.
We ask you to leave the ship
staying calm and organized.
Ok, comrade Major, can you tell me...
...where this information
about cholera came from.
Also can you present documents
authorizing your actions?
- Who are you? – Who am I?! Felix
Dzerzhinsky. Have you heard about me?
I think that after that incident
that was tragic for all of us...
…you’ll remember both my name and
my rank for the rest of your life.
And tell your authorities...
...that the superior officer
cancelled the evacuation.
[Borya:]
Hey! Guys, here comes our port wine!
Ok, drink it during the press conference
so that everyone could see you.
- No, I strongly forbid you to drink.
- What?!
In your case, of course,
you should drink. You must drink.
Ok, guys, fellows, to our cooperation!
- Come, come here. To our cooperation.
- No, we still need to work.
No, no, no, to our cooperation.
Ok, I’m gonna be on deck.
Yes! He didn’t notice, we’re safe.
[Fedya:] Stop drinking!
[Fedya:] Stop drinking, I said.
Time to work!
Oh! Here comes the sound. Hey, asshole…
Hey, you, prick,
are you deaf or something?!
- I hear you, stop yelling! What’s up?
- Everything’s cool.
Due to the product sampling
the turnout must be 120%.
Listen… Make sure
they don’t get too frigging drunk there.
There’s some other shit
is going on in the city.
You can see inscriptions all around
the city saying "Tsaplin is a thief".
On the walls,
columns, fences. Everywhere.
Send some guys to paint that out.
God, is it really a problem?!
No, no, wait!
I have an idea about that.
Guys, emergency!
Igor Vladimirovich crashed.
- A big one?
- Is he dead or what?
- What?
– He choked on the foreign cookie...
...and fell from the shelf.
He smashed his nose...
…and possibly broke his jaw.
- Can he talk?
He can but you can’t
understand anything.
Hey, hey, guys.
It's time to present it.
I offer you my apologies.
There was an accident.
I let you down.
- Rostislav, what should I do
with this mine? - Put it on the table.
I think I’m falling out of that race.
Wait a minute!
What the hell is that?!
It's a set-up, isn't it?!
You mixed it up?
Silence!
Oh! Borya, I meant don’t be loud.
Ok, Igor Vladimirovich,
you didn’t fall from anywhere.
There was an assassination attempt on
Igor Vladimirovich last night.
What?!
Why am I unaware of this?
Keep that in mind
that in case of insubordination…
…we reserve
the right to resort to force.
Listen, you prick with shoulder-straps,
...do you have any idea about
Who you are talking to right now?
- Who are you? – Major, you’ll continue
your service in Anadyra!
Where 20 degrees
will be a dream for you!
As I can see,
you are a great expert in medicine.
This might work for you.
You can treat deer from cholera there.
Good day, ladies and gentlemen
We begin the press conference of
a candidate for governor.
Igor Vladimirovich Tsaplin.
Dear colleagues, last night…
…there was an assassination attempt
on our candidate.
As was already determined
by the investigation,
...an unknown person
on an inflatable mattress...
…sailed silently to our ship,
…sneaked inside Mr. Tsaplin’s cabin…
…and using these scissors
tried to take away...
...from the candidate the most
precious thing that he has - his life.
Igor Vladimirovich disarmed the attacker
And tried to detain him
…but hit the front part of his head
against the table.
The assassin jumped
over the board and sailed away.
This is all we can release
about it right now.
I’ll take your questions, please.
Can you tell us if Igor Vladimirovich
memorized the attacker’s face?
- No, because the attacker
was wearing a mask. -