pulled out teeth.
Hey, I’ve just listened to the program
on the radio about our base.
They are missing some
top secret device over there.
Everyone’s in panic,
they are in combat alert.
Is it really a top secret device?
It’s a good thing
that we got out of there in time.
They could've blamed us for that.
Oh no, no way!
The thing is Sasha is calling
for a meeting in the quarters.
By the way, it’s your fault.
How many times did I tell you
…that my amp is about to break?
- So what? - Nothing.
How much longer do I have
to make things out of thin air?!
I told Sasha. I neede some diodes.
- Kamil, you couldn’t.
- My God, it’s not a big deal!
Radio station. That is something!
[Singing:]
There’s no space and light there,
There are thick roots sitting there,
…and a pulsing nerve.
Grip your boring machine
tighter in your hand, man,
…and you’ll hear a cleansing scream
right in your face.
May be I should go back
to Blagoveshchensk after all?
I have a wife and three kids there.
6 years ago
I went outside to take out trash...
…and right there I found my fate.
[Kamil:] 30 seconds until the air time.
…for our lovely nurse.
War will always be war.
And our mouths
will always stay the same.
So that was the last addition of
our program "Meet Igor Vladimirovich".
Today is a very important day.
At 2 o’clock live
we’ll have a final press conference...
…for our candidate.
And in the evening
on the central square of the city...
...we'll have
a fine concert in support of,
…as we hope, our future governor.
- See you at the concert. - Bye!
[Daddy:] Bye!
[Governor’s residence] Why do I learn
this only from the reporters?!
So, who scheduled it?
- You did.
- What are you talking about?!
This is Borya and Fedya’s
press conference.
They are introducing
a new port wine.
- What does Tsaplin have to do with it?
- He is now the face of this port wine.
Did you at least call Borya and Fedya?
Did you tell them to come see me...
…at 7 a.m. sharp?
- We did.
- So?
- They said you can
bark orders in your Tunisia. - What?!
[Radio station:] - Hello, Igor,
can you hear me? - Yes. What is it?
People started gathering
on your corner again.
Take some money from them
or make them disappear.
These are cops. And here I get
an impression that they are checking us.
Or maybe not, now it’s fine.
We are starting to bombard Bolivia
on, say, 22 or 23.
Excuse me, mister president, Russia
undoubtedly is…
…a strategic partner of the USA
but why exactly Bolivia?
- Why Bolivia? - Right away.
Hold on, please, Mr. Chaney.
Mr. Chaney... Oh, I'm sorry,
not Bolivia, just Libya.
Right now, Bill, L-I -B -Y -A
- Ok. – Cossacks could’ve killed us.
Just slice us in two with their sword.
What a wonderful and easy death.
Where have you been?
I called you for the meeting!
- It’s a mess there! A secret device
is gone! - Sasha, Sasha,
… Stop yelling, we found it.
- Where?!
I saw Burdun on the news
he’s utterly beside himself.
Sasha, Sasha, come down.
There it is. Kamil stole it.
A secret device, a secret!
Took the note off the door,
anyone could walk in and take whatever.
I’m sick, I have a high temperature.
I need to sit down.
Listen,
it’s a really cool thing after all.
You see, it’s not just a receiver,
it also works as a transmitter.
I can call anywhere from this thing.
I can call your home.
- Don’t call me! – That’s right!
What’s the point if you’re here!
- I can… I don’t know… can call Kremlin.
- Just a second!
- Did you call
somewhere already? - Kamil!..
What are you talking about?!
- Do you think I don’t understand it?
- We need to do something, Slava.
Well, I called Galya twice
but it’s like nothing.
- Two times, 10 minutes each time.
- Are you an idiot?
Guys, I’ll pay for long distance
should we need it.
They can eavesdrop on us
or whatever they call it...
Sasha… guys we have an emergency.
We are not allowed
to enter the regional center.
They say we have
a cholera