- Are you drunk or something? - Drunk's more fun. Can I be serious with you for a minute? Can you? I'm being serious! I'm having a problem. I may be having a problem. It's groundhog time. See? I knew you'd say that! I really feel... ...weird. Let's just do this. Then we'll talk. All right, on me in three... ...two, one. Well, it's Groundhog Day... ...again... ...and that must mean we're up here at Gobbler's Knob... ...waiting for the world's most famous groundhog weatherman... ...Punxsutawney Phil... ...who's gonna tell us how much more winter to expect. This is a riot! Isn't he cute? This February 2nd, at 7:20 and 30 seconds... ...Punxsutawney Phil, the seer of seers... ...prognosticator of prognosticators... ...emerged reluctantly... ...but alertly in Punxsu... Oh, my gosh! I know there's a blizzard. When will the long-distance lines be repaired? What if there is no tomorrow? There wasn't one today. Morning! Off to see the groundhog? Did you sleep well, Mr... Phil Connors! I thought... Don't say you don't remember me. I sure as heckfire remember you! It's me, Ned! Ryerson! Needlenose Ned! Ned the Head! Phil! Over here! Can I talk to you? It's not work-related. - You never talk about work. - We have to talk. - It's a creative meeting. - We've got work to do! I don't. I've already done it twice. When you get finished, meet me in the diner. - What's that all about? - I don't know. Prima donnas. More coffee? Just the check, please. These sticky buns are heaven. Aren't they? Just put that anywhere, pal! Good save! Tell me why you're too sick to work. It better be good. I'm reliving the same day over and over. Groundhog Day. Today. Okay. I'm waiting for the punch line. Really! This is the third time! It's like yesterday never happened! I'm racking my brain trying to imagine why you'd make this up. I'm not making it up. I'm asking for help! What do you want me to do? I don't know! You're a producer. Come up with something. You should get your head examined... ...if you expect me to believe a stupid story like that! Phil? Like the groundhog Phil? Yeah. Like the groundhog Phil. Look out for your shadow, pal! Morons, your bus is leaving! You guys ready? We better go, to stay ahead of the weather. - Let's talk about it in Pittsburgh. - I'm not going back to Pittsburgh. - Why not? - Because of the blizzard! You said it was going to hit Altoona. I know that's what I said. I think you need help. That's what I've been saying. I need help. No spots. No clots, no tumours. No lesions. No aneurysms. At least none that I can see. If you want a CAT scan or an MRI, you'll have to go into Pittsburgh. I can't go into Pittsburgh. - Why can't you go into Pittsburgh? - I told you, there's a blizzard. Right. The blizzard! You know what you may need, Mr. Connors? A biopsy. A psychiatrist. That's an unusual problem... ...Mr. Connors. Most of my work is with couples, families. I have an alcoholic now. You went to college, right? It wasn't veterinary psychology, was it? Didn't you take a course that covered this stuff? Sort of, I guess. Abnormal psychology. So... ...what do I do? We should meet again. How's tomorrow for you? Is that not good? I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl. We ate lobster. Drank piсa coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day... ...over... ...and over and over? Some guys would look at this glass and say: "That glass is half empty." Other guys would say, "That glass is half full." I peg you as a "glass is half empty" kind of guy. Right? What would you do if you were stuck in one place... ...and every day was exactly the same, and nothing you did mattered? That about sums it up for me. Good luck. I'll drop you off. This thing sticks a little bit. You got to jiggle it... Come on up here, pal. Give me your ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Последний дюйм на английском - текст ...И правосудие для всех на английском - текст Чеховские мотивы на английском - текст Сказка о царе Салтане на английском - текст Дама с собачкой на английском |