brought with all the signs of gonorrhea... It was a last drop! Find Kazakov! I'll kill him! Break in small pieces! I'll weld his barrel shut! Our general reacted to this outbreak of unmilitary disease... ordering to disperse the seekers after free spirituality. He declared a quarantine. Kazakov was fined and sent to collective farm. Kazakov! Feel offended? By the army? Army doesn't punish, it educates! Your Motherland needs hygiene, and what did you bring it? You undermined its combat readiness! They were asking for it! Why me? They had no reason to act so! That's all European idleness and their gays! It's a good thing we didn't stoop to group sex! But it was not far away! Thanks to comrade Talalaev! He saw through this treachery! With such a commander - through fire and water! So our military service continued. And demobilization was... ...further away than Antarctica. TO BE CONTINUED ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст ДМБ на английском - текст Шерлок Холмс и доктор Ватсон. Собака Баскервилей. на английском - текст Конан-разрушитель на английском - текст Доброе утро на английском - текст Чудеса своего рода на английском |