To the target! Towards the evening the dialog had lost its "constructiveness". Kazakov just couldn't get to the sermon on peasant's labor. Everyone was too drunk. Some even couldn't stay upright. It was decided to continue in the morning. Orderly! Where are the gooks? Doing morning exercises, sir! What? Lieutenant colonel Ozhogin was seriously worried. Potato harvest was obviously under threat. Get out! Sorry, I can't leave my post. What the fuck did you say yesterday? Fucking llama! You were told to call them to the hoe! Yes, I told them the hoe is the lowest form of weapon. And all military knowledge begins with it. Lost your eyes, major? The Germans, sir colonel! Pilgrims! The Germans learned about Kazakov from an article... ...published by maharaja in the West. They tried to reach spiritual enlightenment in Bavaria. But failed miserably. And after reading Kazakov's theses rushed straight to our base. Nicola Baba dedicated his second sermon to physical education... ...and it's connection with spiritual emancipation. With the help of two heavy weights and PFC Galagura. Soldiers should strive to obey regulations... ...which is not easy by any means. When duck shooting, I never even bring my wife along! But you I will bring! Just wait until roding. Unbodied spirit! Don't take it to your heart! This is why you must start with a hoe! Even on the second day Kazakov didn't come around... ...to the necessity of agricultural labor either. Everyone was too drunk, pilgrims including. Ozhogin felt it was time for resolute actions... ...and came to the barracks to call the Indians to the hoe! Attention! About face! "Bundes", you're such a prick! Push-ups! One, two... Accurately! Daddy is going home, to Delhi. What's going on here? We've already took the first step of initiation. Now we must help the newcomers. Up! Clean the toilets! On the double! What now? The Germans again? Worse! The last group of pilgrims came from Sweden... ...and was in many ways superior. We were starting to like the conference-thing! Take cover! The third day gave everyone high spirits. They swapped tales, competed in various board games. This day happiness smiled at me! And I smiled back! Our dog Trezor was also in luck. Kazakov conducted a course of right breathing. What's constricting soldier's breath?.. His uniform. That's why regulations recommend... ...taking physical exercise half-naked. Take a breath! Recall Article 1 1 of regulations... While pilgrims recalled different articles... ...it was discovered the "fuel" had run out. Pisa and another NCO were sent to the shop. Exhale! Someone brought the music. We danced with female pilgrims to the Swedish folk tunes. With jealousy and fighting, as it should be! Maharaja fought the redheaded German for NCO Kornauchova. But his loyal subjects stood by their master! Mahabharata slowly turned into Kamasutra. Collective farm was totally forgotten. Orderly! Out! The Bomb lost his innocence not even leaving the barracks. Some slept in the mess-room. The whereabouts of ensign Kornauchova were a total mystery. I wasn't sleeping... Under the blue-blue sky there's a golden city... With transparent gates... ...and a red star! Our political officer settled upon the roof - for better view. Is this Sirius? No. This satellite aims our missiles towards America! O, Sergei! You're such a romantic! No one knows how Talalaev had spent that night. But he didn't turn off the lights until sunrise. On the fourth day there was a storm. In the morning our general went to take a pee... ...and felt somewhat indisposed. As general's health is the property of the army... ...he took straight to the hospital. His case was only one of at least 40 that morning. The mysterious Indian disease... ...didn't choose between generals, sergeants or privates. The general! But when Tresor was ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Ишь ты, масленица! на английском - текст Пастораль на английском - текст Реквием по Мечте на английском - текст Друзья - Сезон 9 на английском - текст Летят Журавли на английском |