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re a nutty bunch!
It's alright!
We're all wounded in the head!
It's only a shell-shock!
Soldiers!
Follow me!
Heavy son of a bitch!
Small but heavy!
Maybe it's the weight of his soul...
Let's just leave him
and pick up on the way back.
Give him time to sleep it off.
But where can we hide him?
If anyone comes along,
it's the can for him!
Heap the grass upon him?
Or tree branches?
Why not bury him right away?
That's when Pisa first revealed
that he could think like a real soldier.
He'll fit in just fine!
Get his pistol!
Or he'll wake up shooting!
On to Shittino!
After two-hour walk through
the woods we reached the turning.
But there was no box
and no warheads.
Let's storm this place!
So we decided to visit Shittino...
...and persuade its residents
to return the army property.
SHITTINO
A barrier, fashioned from
a big branch by some local craftsman...
...blocked the road.
And this is what we were searching for!
One of the deadly iron fuckers!
But there were two in the box...
One down!
I'll bang your head with a...
...butt end if you touch it!
But why?
Mister farmer,
it's our own warhead!
Only we lost it, it just dropped off!
What's gone is gone!
Hey, hey!
That's better!
Hey, Semionich! Come out!
Guys, you just don't understand!
It's a piece of a strategic missile!
We are supposed to take this
pig to Moscow and sell it to Indians!
Fuck your Moscow!
Moscow is sending us nothing!
Guys, you better give it back!
Else our general will
bring the whole regiment...
...and there'll be no Shittino
on the map!
No more threats lad!
Be gone like this man said!
No way!
This is our warhead!
The head is yours all right!
But the truth is ours!
Grandfather,
give us the bomb please!
Our ensign said he'd...
...shoot himself!
He'll go to jail.
Your ensign is already
in a dungeon!
The place, which is round
and of iron wrought!
How could you see it?
You're blind!
My eyes are blind,
but my heart sees everything!
Father Gamadriel,
what do we do now?
Let them move the woodpile
nearer the main house...
...and give them their warheads!
First show us the other one!
What for? It's in the barn.
All right! Where's your woodpile?
That's the attitude!
lvan!
Show the way!
We didn't argue for long.
To help Russian peasant in his hard
labor is an honor for Russian soldier.
Wood is no brick.
It's much lighter, even handy I'd say.
We worked enjoying ourselves,
swapping jokes, stories, songs...
Then the folklore dried out...
...but the firewood didn't.
Two grannies sitting nearby didn't
raise our spirits either...
Look, Claudia!
That one's bright yellow!
Must be his mother
slept with the Chinese!
Nothing of the kind!
Sit down, women!
There's a special pill to make
them run in the woods without sleep.
Days at a time! A yellow pill!
Father Gamadriel,
can we give them the sassage?
It's rotting anyway!
No, woman!
Throw it to the pigs!
They've got no use for sausages.
One vitamin pill is enough
for one week in the woods.
Well, grandfather...
Give us our stuff!
Lend a hand!
Hey!
Now all the explosive
mixture's gone bad!
No way!
I plucked it all out not to spoil the
pickle and scattered in the wind!
Damn! No one would buy it now!
Don't get excited, lad!
The foreigners won't notice.
You didn't plan to
blow it up there, no?
You think so?
It's the naked truth!
Take some sauerkraut,
stuff it inside.
There's no cabbage in India,
they'll have no clue.
And if they break it open,
just tell them...
... it's a new super-secret stuff -
"cabbagium - 72!
Why 72?
It takes 72 hours for the cabbage
to pickle properly!
Why do you feign blindness anyway?
It's my own!
Strong move!
And why all this
camouflage, "granddaddy"?
I'm stuck in this Shittino
for five years already.
The collective farm fell to pieces,
all the livestock died out.
Locals turned purple from home brew.
The heart ached to see it all.
I've argued with their chairman
about
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