the same about Amanda Jones.
Am I wrong?
Carol...
Mom, what kind of milk is this?
If you don't like the
milk, drink the juice.
Did you see that brochure, Keith?
That's what my girlfriend
would look like without skin.
Yeah. That's...
And on the topic of double-breasted
parties, congratulations on your coup.
You know about Amanda Jones?
You think I live here? I have a personal
life, too. How did you swing that one?
I don't know, Duncan. I asked her out.
She said yes. It worked.
Any time somebody from the outside
lifts a woman from a gwat like Jenns,
we can all find cause to rejoice.
I'm proud of you.
- Gwat?
- A gwat. Punch her apron for me.
- Should I kiss you or feel you up?
- You want to die young?
- What kind of question is that?
- Just sit here and shut up.
- You don't have a boyfriend, do you?
- No.
See, a lot of guys I know
think that you're...
What?
Confused. But I know it's just an act.
Do you know how I know?
- Enlighten me.
- Because you radiate this sexual vibe.
If you wanted to, you could be a girl,
like that.
Ray, this is 1987. Did you know that a
girl can be whatever she wants to be?
- I know. My mom's a plumber.
- That explains a lot about you.
I have an enormous amount
of respect for her.
Just sit here and act like you like me.
OK. That'll be absolutely no problem.
Hello.
- Keith. Hi. What's up?
- Are you busy?
No, we were just talking.
What?
I'd like to borrow your car.
If you have something to do, I can
come back and pick you up in an hour.
Where are you going?
I'd like to give Amanda a ride home.
By the way, congratulations, dude.
She's smokin'!
Thanks.
Is that OK?
I'd appreciate a couple of bucks for gas.
Sure. Is...
I'll come back in about an hour?
It's just time,
not like it means anything.
Thanks.
- So you got to wait around an hour?
- If I want to.
Do you know how much damage
we could do to each other in an hour?
It's a revolting thought, actually.
Really? What's revolting mean?
- Oh, my God. Get your hands off me.
- Do you want to come over?
For spring break?
Are you out of your mind?
That's it. I'm taking you to Aspen.
Amanda. Hello.
W-would you like a ride home?
Well, I'm going home with Shayne.
Shayne, this is Keith.
Keith, Shayne.
Hello.
Hi.
Well, I was hoping we could talk.
Why don't you call me?
OK.
Why don't you go with him?
OK. I'm sorry. Where's your car?
- Well, I'll... I'll pull around.
- OK.
Thanks a lot.
- What?
- You made me look really stupid!
This is the perfect opportunity to back
out. Tell him you're back with Hardy.
I'm not back with Hardy.
Tell him the truth, that you used him.
I didn't use him.
You didn't use him
to get away from Hardy?
It wasn't deliberate. I was mad and he
stepped in. It was bad circumstances.
OK, regardless, the longer you wait
to kill it, the worse it's gonna be.
You saw his face.
He's completely deluded.
Unless you're really interested in him.
Please, please.
The car won't start.
Well... Wait.
Shayne. Shayne!
Look, I gotta get home.
I really do. I'm sorry.
No, I understand. It's fine. It's fine.
I'll see you later.
Can I have a ride?
What happened to Prince Charming?
Keith! Come on.
You mean... It's OK?
Come on!
- There's no door.
- Get in.
- So where are we going?
- Home. Oh...
- Where's that?
- D Street.
It's around the corner...
under the bridge from my house.
Those are nice earrings.
Oh, thank you. They're not mine.
I borrowed them from Shayne.
They're real.
Tell him.
Tell him.
What?
Isn't there something you wanted
to say to... Sorry, what's your name?
- Keith.
- Oh, yeah. Keith.
- You want to back out of the date?
- No.
If you want out, I'll understand.
I wouldn't have asked you out
if I didn't want to go.
I don't want out. Do you?
No.
That's my house, on the left.
- Thank you.
- My pleasure.
- You OK?
- Yeah.
- Bye.
- Bye.
Thanks.
That was swift. I gave you a window
to throw him out of and you went