're all discos. Singles. Mixed singles. Gay singles. These people like to dance with each other. We are a dance band. I don't know, boys. I just don't know. Times have changed, you know what I mean? What are you guys gonna do? The same act? You wear the same farkakte suits. You'll scare people away. Don't you ever wear blue jeans or jump suits... like Wayne Cochran and the C.C. Riders? You gotta come through for us. We need 5,000 bucks fast. Five thousand bucks? Who do you think you are? The Beatles? You know the size hall you gotta work to take in that kind of money? We'll fill any hall in the country. You guys familiar with the Palace Hotel ballroom? - Never heard of it. - Nice place up north. Built in the '40s on Lake Wazapamani. That seats 5,000. You guys fill that place, you can make 5,000 bucks, easy. - Book us for tomorrow night. - Hold it! Tomorrow night? A gig like that, you gotta prepare the proper exploitation. I know about that stuff. I been exploited all my life. Forget it. There's no way with you guys. Forget about it. Say, how's Mrs Sline? I might have some information she'd like to know. You blackmailing me? If you wanna put it that way. Maury, we need this gig! We're on a mission from God. Get us the hall, and I guarantee we'll pack them in for miles around. What do you say? Okay. I'll get you the Palace Hotel. I'll print up show bills. I'll make the place look real pretty, okay? I don't think you guys are gonna gross dollar one. But if you do, I want a taste of the gig, okay? Thanks, Maury. Let's go, boys! Listen, you boys heard me talk about Jake and Elwood. They used to live here, just like you. And I used to sing to them, just like with you. Tonight Jake and Elwood are going out to sing and play... to raise money to help you children. Your lazy butts are in this too! So get up on that wagon. We're going up north to put the word on the streets. Tonight only, the fabulous Blues Brothers... Rhythm and Blues Revue... at the Palace Hotel ballroom, Route 16... Lake Wazapamani. The fabulous Blues Brothers... Show Band and Revue. There you go, boy. All right, man! Check it out! - Tonight only! - From Chicago! - The Blues Brothers. - Rhythm and Blues Revue. One night only! The fabulous... Blues Brothers Show Band and Revue. You! On the motorcycle! You two girls! - Tell your friends! - Free parking. Two-dollar cover charge only, folks! - That's a lot of entertainment. - For two dollars. Will you please put this in the window, 'cause it's real important. Tonight only, from Chicago... the fabulous Blues Brothers... Rhythm and Blues Revue... for your dancing pleasure. And it's ladies'night tonight. at the Palace Hotel ballroom. "Tonight only, the Blues Brothers... genuine Rhythm and Blues Show and Revue. Palace Hotel ballroom. Tonight only". How we doing? So far we covered Lake, McHenry... and part of Du Page County. Good. Let's get to the gig. What is it? We're out of gas. Oh, shit. Wow! A classic. What a room! This place is gonna swing tonight. It's a fucking barn. We'll never fill it. We've gotta fill this hall tonight. A lot of young children are depending on it. Young children? What do you mean? Jake and Elwood are donating the band's share of the door money... to pay the taxes on the St. Helen's orphanage... in Calumet City. What? - We're out of gas. - Yep. Mind if we fill her up? Nope. I said " we're" out of gas. Tanker truck's late. Should have been here two hours ago. It's always late on Thursdays. I guess we'll have to wait. Excuse me, sir. Yes, you. Could you fill it up with premium, and check under the hood? Sure. You want I should wash the dead bugs off the windshield? No. I'm in kind of a hurry. Where in the hell are they? So maybe ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Персона на английском - текст 38 попугаев на английском - текст Коллекционер на английском - текст Перестройка на английском - текст Бриллиантовая рука на английском |