town! Someone stole my car! There was an earthquake! A terrible flood! Locusts! It wasn't my fault, I swear to God! Jake, honey. Let's go. Take it easy. You're now going to totally demolish that car. You want to maybe consider going after the Blues Brothers? It's 106 miles to Chicago. We got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes... it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it. Shit, man. Can't this damn thing go any faster than this? Bob, I think I've got a little problem. Goddam, boy. Shit. Don't you say a fuckin' word. All units, we have a ten-seven-niner. Officers are in pursuit: a black-and-white 1974 Dodge sedan... southbound on 47. Respond to signal, ten-seven-niner. Occupants of vehicle: one Joliet Jake Blues... one Elwood Blues. - Considered extremely dangerous. - Gruppenfuehrer! Jake, I gotta pull over. Southbound on State Highway 47. Hi! Wanna hand me the mike? Thanks a lot. This is car... What number are we? Five-five. Car 55. We're in a truck. Signal ten-seven-niner still engaged. Vehicle travelling southbound approaching Chicago city limits. Commander advises will contact Chicago precincts... for a local intercept. Maintain pursuit. Use of unnecessary violence... in the apprehension of the Blues Brothers has been approved. Well, this is definitely Lower Wacker Drive. If my estimations are correct... we should be very close to the Honourable Richard J. Daley Plaza. - That's where they got that Picasso. - Yep. Son of a bitch! There they are. - Oh, no! - What the fuck was that? The motor. It's thrown a rod. - Is that serious? - Yep. Faster. Holy shit! I've always loved you. There it is! Come on! Sir, where's the office of the assessor of Cook County? Down the hall. Turn right. Take the elevator to 1102. Thank you, sir. Excuse me. Did you see two guys... with black suits and hats, one carrying a briefcase? Yeah. I just sent them down there. Thank you. Hold the door. Let's go. Can I help you? - This is where they pay taxes, right? - Right. This money is for the year's assessment... on the St. Helen of the Blessed Shroud Orphanage in Calumet City, Illinois. Five thousand bucks. It's all there, pal. Stand back! Fire! And here is your receipt. Warden threw a party in the county jail Prison band was there and they began to wail The band was jumping and the joint began to swing You should of heard those knocked-out jailbirds sing Let's rock Everybody, let's rock Everybody on the whole cell block Was dancing to the jailhouse rock Spider Murphy played the tenor saxophone Little Joe was blowin' on the slide trombone The drummer boy from Illinois went crash, boom, bang The whole rhythm section was the Purple Gang Let's rock Everybody, let's rock Everybody on the whole cell block Was dancing to the jailhouse rock Sad Sack was sitting on a block of stone Way over in the corner weeping all alone The warden said Buddy, don't you be no square If you can't get a partner use a wooden chair Let's rock Everybody, let's rock Everybody on the whole cell block Was dancing to the jailhouse rock ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Человек из ресторана на английском - текст Сириана на английском - текст Мотылёк на английском - текст Малышка на миллион на английском - текст Дракула Брэма Стокера на английском |