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The Blues Brothers!
One, two.
One, two, three, four.
We're so glad to see
so many lovely people here tonight.
We'd like to welcome
all the representatives...
of Illinois' law enforcement
community...
who have chosen to join us in
the Palace Hotel ballroom at this time.
We certainly hope you all
enjoy the show.
And remember that
no matter who you are...
and what you do
to live and survive...
there's still some things
that make us all the same.
You. Me. Them. Everybody.
Everybody
Needs somebody
Everybody
Needs somebody to love
Someone to love
Sweetheart to miss
Sugar to kiss
I need you, you, you
In the morning
When my soul's on fire
Sometimes I feel
I feel a little sad inside
When my baby mistreats me
I never, never
Find a place to hide
I need you
Sometimes I feel
I feel a little sad inside
When my baby mistreats me
I never, never find a place to hide
I need you
People, when you do find
that special somebody...
you gotta hold that man,
hold that woman...
Iove him, please him,
squeeze her, please her!
Signify your feelings
with every caress.
Because it's so important
to have that special somebody...
to hold, kiss, miss...
to squeeze and please!
Everybody needs somebody
Everybody
Needs somebody to love
Someone to love
Sweetheart to miss
Sugar to kiss
I need you, you
In the morning
When my soul's on fire
When there ain't no one around
I need you
Thank you.
That was for Wilson Pickett.
This is dedicated
to the late, great Magic Sam.
One, two.
One, two, three, four.
Come on
Baby, don't you wanna go
Back to that same old place
Sweet home Chicago
Six and three is nine
Nine and nine is eighteen
Look there, brother, baby
and see what I see
- The Mafia's after us now.
- You guys were hot!
You were great!
I've got to record you.
- Bullshit.
- I don't bullshit.
I'm president of Clarion Records...
the largest recording company
on the eastern seaboard.
- So what?
- Here's $10,000.
An advance on your first
recording session.
Is it a deal?
Yeah. Sure, it's a deal.
Yeah. Sure, it's a deal!
Listen, all these cops out here...
they're waiting for us.
We gotta get out with nobody
seeing us. You know a back door out?
Sure. I used to be head bouncer here
back in the '70s.
There's an electrical service duct
behind your drummer's riser.
Do us a favour.
Take $1,400 and give it
to Ray's Music Exchange...
in Calumet City,
and give the rest to the band.
- You got it.
- Thanks.
Bye.
Me and Elwood are gonna make a break
for it. You and the band keep playing.
- Something's wrong.
- Where's Jake?
Where'd they go?
I sure hope this thing
leads someplace.
Elwood, we're gone, man.
Who is that girl?
Well, Jake.
You look just fine down there...
slithering in the mud
like vermin.
No problem.
You're not gonna get away from me
this time.
Check that out! Let's go!
It's good to see you,
sweetheart!
You contemptible pig.
I remained celibate for you.
I stood at the back
of a cathedral...
waiting, in celibacy, for you...
with 300 friends and relatives
in attendance.
My uncle hired the best
Rumanian caterers in the state.
To obtain the seven limousines...
my father used up his last favours
with Mad Pete Trullo.
So for me, for my mother...
my grandmother, my father,
my uncle and for the common good...
I must now kill you
and your brother.
Oh, please don't kill us!
You know I love you, baby! I wouldn't
leave you! It wasn't my fault!
You miserable slug!
You think you can talk your way
out of this? You betrayed me!
No, I didn't. Honest!
I ran out of gas!
I had a flat tyre!
I didn't have money for cab fare!
My tux didn't come back
from the cleaners.
And old friend came in
from out of