Chicago...
the fabulous Blues Brothers...
Rhythm and Blues Revue...
for your dancing pleasure.
And it's ladies'night tonight.
at the Palace Hotel ballroom.
"Tonight only, the Blues Brothers...
genuine Rhythm and Blues Show
and Revue.
Palace Hotel ballroom.
Tonight only."
How we doing?
So far we covered Lake, McHenry...
and part of Du Page County.
Good. Let's get to the gig.
What is it?
We're out of gas.
Oh, shit.
Wow! A classic. What a room!
This place is gonna swing tonight.
It's a fucking barn.
We'll never fill it.
We've gotta fill this hall tonight.
A lot of young children
are depending on it.
Young children?
What do you mean?
Jake and Elwood are donating
the band's share of the door money...
to pay the taxes
on the St. Helen's orphanage...
in Calumet City.
What?
- We're out of gas.
- Yep. Mind if we fill her up?
Nope. I said "we're" out of gas.
Tanker truck's late.
Should have been here two hours ago.
It's always late on Thursdays.
I guess we'll have to wait.
Excuse me, sir.
Yes, you. Could you fill it up
with premium, and check under the hood?
Sure.
You want I should wash
the dead bugs off the windshield?
No. I'm in kind of a hurry.
Where in the hell are they?
So maybe you'd like to come by
and see the show.
I'm awfully sorry, but I do have
a prior dinner engagement.
Thanks, Marvin.
Get me Troopers Daniel and Mount.
I don't see those Blues Brothers.
We'll wait.
Okay, you're all set.
That'll be $94.
Here's 95.
Thank you.
Okay. And that's a dollar change.
- Oh, keep the change.
- Thanks.
So, look. If your date...
don't work out tonight
for any reason...
there's a motel
up on the interstate.
Maybe we could, say, meet...
around midnight?
I'll think about it, Elwood, okay?
Bye.
Son of a bitch!
Come on!
We're really late.
You'd better step on it.
I always like to perform
for angry mobs.
You can't quit now.
What can they be doing?
My head hurts.
That Night Train's a mean wine.
You'd better get bright!
We got a show to do.
Then we gotta figure out
some way to collect that gate money...
get it to the County Assessor's office
as soon as they open in the morning.
We want the show!
Gentlemen, I'm leaving.
Man, we were so close.
Hey, you guys know
"Minnie The Moocher"?
I knew a hooker once
named Minnie Mazola.
No! The song "Minnie the Moocher".
- Yeah. So what?
- Hit it!
Hey, folks, here's a story
'bout Minnie the Moocher
She was a low-down hoochie coocher
She was the roughest, toughest frail
But Minnie had a heart
As big as a whale
She messed around
with a bloke named Smokey
She loved him
though he was cokey
He took her down to Chinatown
And he showed her how
to kick the gong around
She had a dream
about the King of Sweden
He gave her things
that she was needin'
He gave her a home
built of gold and steel
A diamond car
with the platinum wheels
This is glue. Strong stuff.
What the hell are you doing?
This can is from
a surplus disposal run.
Fifteen overcharged ounces
of pure, uncompounded...
isopropyl butane monosulfate.
When combined with oxygen
and a little heat...
it will cause a rapid expansion.
Poor Min, poor Min
- Let's take them!
- Wait a minute.
I've never even heard
these boys sing, all right?
All right.
They're not going no place.
All right, cover all exits! Let's go!
Come on! Hurry up!
Move it!
Who wants an Orange Whip?
Orange Whip?
Three Orange Whips.
Excuse us.
Good evening, ladies.
One, two,
one, two, three, four.
Now, ladies and gentlemen, it is the
distinct pleasure of the management...
to present to you
the evening's star attraction.
Here they are, back after
their exclusive three-year tour...
of Europe, Scandinavia
and the subcontinent.
Won't you welcome
from Calumet City, Illinois...
the show band
ofJoliet Jake and Elwood Blues.



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