depending on it.
Young children?
What do you mean?
Jake and Elwood are donating
the band's share ofthe door money...
to pay the taxes
on the St. Helen's orphanage...
in Calumet City.
What?
- We're out of gas.
- Yep. Mind ifwe fii ll her up?
Nope. I said ''we're'' out of gas.
Tanker truck's late.
Should have been here two hours ago.
It's always late on Thursdays.
I guess we'll have to wait.
Excuse me, sir.
Yes, you. Could you fii ll it up
with premium, and check under the hood?
Sure.
You want I should wash
the dead bugs off the windshield?
No. I'm in kind ofa hurry.
Where in the hell are they?
So maybe you'd like to come by
and see the show.
I'm awfully sorry, but I do have
a prior dinner engagement.
Thanks, Marvin.
Get me Troopers Daniel and Mount.
I don't see those Blues Brothers.
We'll wait.
Okay, you're all set.
That'll be $94.
Here's 95.
Thankyou.
Okay. And that's a dollar change.
- Oh, keep the change.
- Thanks.
So, look. Ifyour date...
don't work out tonight
for any reason...
there's a motel
up on the interstate.
Maybe we could, say, meet...
around midnight?
I'll think about it, Elwood, okay?
Bye.
Son ofa bitch!
Come on!
We're really late.
You'd better step on it.
I always like to perform
for angry mobs.
You can't quit now.
What can they be doing?
My head hurts.
That Night Train's a mean wine.
You'd better get bright!
We got a show to do.
Then we gotta fii gure out
some way to collect that gate money...
get it to the County Assessor's offiice
as soon as they open in the morning.
We want the show!
Gentlemen, I'm leaving.
Man, we were so close.
Hey, you guys know
''Minnie The Moocher''?
I knew a hooker once
named Minnie Mazola.
No! The song ''Minnie the Moocher.''
- Yeah. So what?
- Hit it!
Hey, folks, here's a story
'bout Minnie the Moocher
She wasa low-down hoochie coocher
She was the roughest, toughest frail
But Minnie hada heart
Asbig asa whale
She messedaround
with a bloke namedSmokey
She lovedhim
though he was cokey
He tookherdown to Chinatown
Andheshowedherhow
to kick thegong around
She hada dream
about the King ofSweden
Hegave herthings
thatshe wasneedin '
Hegave hera home
built ofgoldandsteel
A diamondcar
with theplatinum wheels
This is glue. Strong stuff.
What the hell are you doing?
This can is from
a surplus disposal run.
Fifteen overcharged ounces
of pure, uncompounded...
isopropyl butane monosulfate.
When combined with oxygen
and a little heat...
it will cause a rapid expansion.
PoorMin, poorMin
- Let's take them!
- Wait a minute.
I've never even heard
these boys sing, all right?
All right.
They're not going no place.
All right, cover all exits! Let's go!
Come on! Hurry up!
Move it!
Who wants an Orange Whip?
Orange Whip?
Three Orange Whips.
Excuse us.
Good evening, ladies.
One, two,
one, two, three, four.
Now, ladies and gentlemen, it is the
distinct pleasure ofthe management...
to present to you
the evening's star attraction.
Here they are, back after
their exclusive three-year tour...
of Europe, Scandinavia
and the subcontinent.
Won't you welcome
from Calumet City, Illinois...
theshowband
ofJolietJake andElwoodBlues.
The Blues Brothers!
One, two.
One, two, three, four.
We're so glad to see
so many lovely people here tonight.
We'd like to welcome
all the representatives...
of Illinois' law enforcement
community...
who have chosen tojoin us in
the Palace Hotel ballroom at this time.
We certainly hope you all
enjoy the show.
And remember that
no matter who you are...
and what you do
to live and survive...
there's still some things
that make us all the same.
You. Me. Them. Everybody.
Everybody
Needs somebody
Everybody
Needs somebody to love
Someone to love
Sweetheart to miss
Sugarto kiss
lneedyou, you, you
ln the morning
When mysoul's on fire
Sometimes lfeel
lfeela little sadinside
When my baby mistreats me
lnever, never
Findaplace to hide
lneedyou