you'd like to come by
and see the show.
I'm awfully sorry, but I do have
a prior dinner engagement.
Thanks, Marvin.
Get me Troopers Daniel and Mount.
I don't see those Blues Brothers.
We'll wait.
Okay, you're all set.
That'll be $94.
Here's 95.
Thank you.
Okay. And that's a dollar change.
- Oh, keep the change.
- Thanks.
So, look. If your date...
don't work out tonight
for any reason...
there's a motel
up on the interstate.
Maybe we could, say, meet...
around midnight?
I'll think about it, Elwood, okay?
Bye.
Son of a bitch!
Come on!
We're really late.
You'd better step on it.
I always like to perform
for angry mobs.
You can't quit now.
What can they be doing?
My head hurts.
That Night Train's a mean wine.
You'd better get bright!
We got a show to do.
Then we gotta figure out
some way to collect that gate money...
get it to the County Assessor's office
as soon as they open in the morning.
We want the show!
Gentlemen, I'm leaving.
Man, we were so close.
Hey, you guys know
"Minnie The Moocher"?
I knew a hooker once
named Minnie Mazola.
No! The song "Minnie the Moocher".
- Yeah. So what?
- Hit it!
Hey, folks, here's a story
'bout Minnie the Moocher
She was a low-down hoochie coocher
She was the roughest, toughest frail
But Minnie had a heart
As big as a whale
She messed around
with a bloke named Smokey
She loved him
though he was cokey
He took her down to Chinatown
And he showed her how
to kick the gong around
She had a dream
about the King of Sweden
He gave her things
that she was needin'
He gave her a home
built of gold and steel
A diamond car
with the platinum wheels
This is glue. Strong stuff.
What the hell are you doing?
This can is from
a surplus disposal run.
Fifteen overcharged ounces
of pure, uncompounded...
isopropyl butane monosulfate.
When combined with oxygen
and a little heat...
it will cause a rapid expansion.
Poor Min, poor Min
- Let's take them!
- Wait a minute.
I've never even heard
these boys sing, all right?
All right.
They're not going no place.
All right, cover all exits! Let's go!
Come on! Hurry up!
Move it!
Who wants an Orange Whip?
Orange Whip?
Three Orange Whips.
Excuse us.
Good evening, ladies.
One, two,
one, two, three, four.
Now, ladies and gentlemen, it is the
distinct pleasure of the management...
to present to you
the evening's star attraction.
Here they are, back after
their exclusive three-year tour...
of Europe, Scandinavia
and the subcontinent.
Won't you welcome
from Calumet City, Illinois...
the show band
ofJoliet Jake and Elwood Blues.
The Blues Brothers!
One, two.
One, two, three, four.
We're so glad to see
so many lovely people here tonight.
We'd like to welcome
all the representatives...
of Illinois' law enforcement
community...
who have chosen to join us in
the Palace Hotel ballroom at this time.
We certainly hope you all
enjoy the show.
And remember that
no matter who you are...
and what you do
to live and survive...
there's still some things
that make us all the same.
You. Me. Them. Everybody.
Everybody
Needs somebody
Everybody
Needs somebody to love
Someone to love
Sweetheart to miss
Sugar to kiss
I need you, you, you
In the morning
When my soul's on fire
Sometimes I feel
I feel a little sad inside
When my baby mistreats me
I never, never
Find a place to hide
I need you
Sometimes I feel
I feel a little sad inside
When my baby mistreats me
I never, never find a place to hide
I need you
People, when you do find
that special somebody...
you gotta hold that man,
hold that woman...
love him, please him,
squeeze her, please her!
Signify your feelings
with every caress.
Because it's so important
to