Tonight - Your mom's gonna love you whatever you look like. And you look really good. I know, I know, I know, I know. So like this. One, two, three. Are you a little nervous? 27, 28, no, 29. - Just a little. - Nine, ten. - Linda. - What? Like, what if she's disappointed in me? If she's disappointed, then she's a fake. I don't know what else a mom could want in a son. - Huh? - You're right. You're right, you're right. Why am I worried? - What am I worried about? - I don't know. You got it all. - I couldn't do this without you, Linda. - Yeah. You know, I've been thinking... - that when we get back... - Yeah? I think we should move in together. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. - Oh, no, no. - It's not "Oh, no." - It's not no, no, no, no, no. - No, no, no, no, no, no. I don't want to get married and it's not that I wanna... keep track of you, because I don't need to. I just wanna live with you. It'd be fun. Linda, look at me. Do I look like somebody who could play house? I'm cranky in the morning, I'm grouchy in the afternoon, I'm moody at night, I'm like miserable. I know what you're like. Let's sleep on it, okay? Sleep on it. - Okay, one night. - This is going to be great. Tomorrow I'm taking my best girl to meet my mom. I'm so excited. - Your best girl? - Yeah, you, you. - Linda, there's no other girls. Not anymore. - Yeah? - Just you. - There better not be. Know why? - Why? - 'Cause I only have eyes for you - That sounds familiar. - It's a good song. You like that song, huh? And I only have eyes For you she-bop she-bop She-bop she-bop She-bop she-bop I only have eyes for you She-bop she-bop She-bop she-bop She-bop she-bop Just for you She-bop she-bop Oh, it's huge. Oh, it's beautiful. Not to mention valuable. Real estate like this is worth a fortune. You mustn't always think about money. You got me all wrong, Julius. I'm just saying it's nice Mom's loaded. That's a worry she won't have to have in her old age. Hello, can I help you? - Yes, yes, yes. - Oh, um, excuse me. We are looking for Mary Ann Benedict, please. I'm sorry, but that's not possible. Look, we've come a long way. And believe me, she's gonna be very happy to see us. You're gonna have to write to the Benedict Foundation stating your business. I'm sorry. Good day. - Foundation? - Millions, Julius. Mama's rich. We gotta go see her. Buckaroos. - Let's get in there. We gotta talk to her. - We sneak in. - How is it? - Yeah, it's clear. Throw me over. Okay. Vince? Vince, are you okay? Yeah, shut up. Come on, come on. What a lovely day. Hey, Vincent, don't you think this is Mama? It could be. Yeah. Don't just stand there. Go introduce yourselves. Hey! - Should you people be here? - Uh-oh. That depends on how you feel personally about trespassing. Does he always try to be funny like that? - We're looking for Miss Mary Ann Benedict. - Yeah. - Is she here? - Yeah, she's here. She's here! Sneaking in like that, I should call the police. No, no, no. You don't want to do anything like that. This is not your everyday, average situation. She's our mother, is the thing. - We're her sons. - Twin sons. You're comedians. - No. - No. We... We're kind of a surprise. I'll bet you are. Follow me. - We were right. - It is her. Excuse me. - We thought that this is... - Mary Ann Benedict? This is an artists' colony. There are a lot of painters. Come on. I can't wait to meet her. - Yeah. - It's gotta be amazing. Look. Mary Ann Benedict never understood... why people wanted to buy her paintings. But for a brief period, they were considered valuable. She used the money to buy Whispering Pines. May I ask you a question? Why do you keep referring to her in the past tense? Because... she passed away some time ago. She passed... You jus... You just said she was here. I meant, her spirit. Her spirit is ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Мимино на английском - текст Полицейский отряд на английском - текст Тот самый Мюнгхаузен на английском - текст История о плавучей траве на английском - текст Даурия / Dauria на английском |